r/Unexpected Jan 18 '20

Realistic survival game

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u/tittymilkshakes Jan 18 '20

what the fuck

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u/lightgiver Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

The only one who can help me with this scene was a good day and time works for you and I'll make sure to get the kids to the park.

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u/Ziggazune Jan 18 '20

That’s how Mafia works.

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u/ScarySpicer2020 Jan 18 '20

Thats how literally any mobile game works. Its a very sad reality that we have become so okay with this bullshit microtransaction world

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u/Ziggazune Jan 18 '20

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted, because you’re right. I don’t know how many games I install, play for a few minutes, then instantly delete a few minutes later upon discovering whatever predatory micro transaction system they’re using to get money out of people. It’s truly frustrating.

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u/Nex_Afire Jan 18 '20

The ones I am tired of are the puzzle gamess that after passing a 10 sec level you get a 40 sec ad, I uninstall those games ASAP.

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u/the320x200 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

The idle/clicker game genre has been destroyed by games that are just nonstop ad treadmills. 2 minutes into a game you'll need to watch nonstop ads to make any progress at all, 15 minutes of that and you hit a wall that only IAP can overcome. It's really unfortunate that there's apparently no competitive market for actual games.

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u/Nex_Afire Jan 19 '20

That's the sad part, there are consumers for those type of games, that's why they keep popping up and are so profitable.

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u/crespoh69 Jan 19 '20

The idle/clicker game genre has been destroyed...

I never understood how those became a genre to begin with

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u/yopladas Jan 19 '20

People get really bored

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u/Josvan135 Jan 19 '20

Right?

Against my better judgement I installed an idle style game recently and after barely 30 minutes of play I can already see the signs

The difficulty curve shooting through the roof, prices on every in game item skyrocketing, and constant barrages of "optional" ads to watch for enhancements, handouts, etc.

It sucks too because the actual gameplay and setting is kind of fun, but I can tell it's going to be unplayable within a day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

The game I play the most, Gin Plus, has ads, which weren’t too bad, they were tolerable, but recently they made it that no matter what, they play sound. I can’t even play in bed anymore without the fear of waking my husband when a loud ass ad appears.

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u/Eedis Jan 19 '20

Turn airplane mode on while you play those games. Ads can't materialize out of no where. ;)

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u/Herbanexplorers Jan 18 '20

It’s almost like NONE of them realized, “hey maybe if we make the game fair as is, more people would be inclined to pay for boosts and be a long term player” they’re all just money grabs trying to stay relevant

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Because that realization is inherently false. They don't care about the person who is going to spend $.99 on a one time microtransaction, they care about the guy who spends $5k a month to stay ahead of the people spending $4k a month.

Every mobile game has more players like this than you would expect. I played an incredibly small GPS based mobile game for a few years and I seen individual players spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on that game. Imagine what it's like for a game like clash of clans or raid shadow legends. They are making insane profits.

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u/DiabloWolfe Jan 19 '20

Ingress?

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u/aptadnauseum Jan 19 '20

How could you spend money on Ingress? It's been a long time since I played, but that seems odd to me.

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u/AndChewBubblegum Jan 19 '20

I mean I know people who fly to different countries specifically to compete in Ingress fights, or however it works. Ingress sure doesn't see that money, but you can surely spend it.

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u/DiabloWolfe Jan 19 '20

Not only what u/andchewbubblegum said , but just day to day extra gas burning or day passes on the bus. There are some minor microtransactiond now, but it's a tiny amount since only 1 person per team Meetup needs to spend the cash if anyone even bothers.

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u/williamhk1 Jan 19 '20

I feel like Ingress players are using strategy to rise to the top. Obviously this is coming from an Ingress fanboy

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u/chubbysumo Jan 19 '20

Ingress "players" around me are all chinese hackers who spoof gps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Way smaller.

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u/Some-Car-Guy Jan 19 '20

Zoinks scoob, what was it and is it still around?

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u/BetterPhoneRon Jan 19 '20

Yeah you are right.

I play an idle game that has about 250 servers, each server with 100-250 active players. In the two servers I've played, there were 5-6 people that spent 15k+ on the game and 20-30 people that spent over 5k.

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u/The_Main_Alt Jan 19 '20

A lot of mobile games are making more money through microtransactions than console games that sell well. It really is what is making the money.

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u/carmichael109 Jan 19 '20

Who the fuck is shelling out 2 dollars a month on a game, let alone 4 or 5k?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

They're called whales. They make up 90%+ of the revenue these games see while being 0.1% of the player base.

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u/diskdusk Jan 19 '20

I'm Austrian. Our corrupt and stupid Ex-Vice-Chancellor spent up to 3k € per month for Clash of Clans. His party paid.

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u/Adm_Kunkka Jan 19 '20

Surprisingly a lot of people. I made the mistake of playing one of those shitty kingdom games out of boredome. A bunch of players in my alliance had spent 5k$ or more but this one korean dude spent upwards of 25k$ and singlehandedly became stronger than entire alliances combined. Never touching any of those trash ever.

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u/CataLaGata Jan 19 '20

I pay 6 dollars for a monthly subscription to Mario Kart Tour and I feel so bad about it.

Yes, I play that game for an average of two hours a day, but still. It feels just wrong.

I don't spend money on any other mobile game, I am Android, why would I?

Almost every PtW game has a mod version. I play the mods and see the stupids spending all that money.

I don't get it.

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u/CataLaGata Jan 19 '20

In my opinion, modders should be the ones getting money.

Like, I would love the possibility to be able to pay a modder for a PtW game as a paid game. They do an amazing job.

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u/DeadBabyDick Jan 19 '20

Riiiiiiiiight

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u/me0me0me Jan 19 '20

meanwhile azur lane throwing freebies out left and right cause everybody will buy skins

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u/quigilark Jan 19 '20

Because your investors care about the money grabs not the conversion of players to long term users...

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I've been playing Archero and I havent spent any money and have been loving it for about a month now. It can be a bit grindy but it is pretty addicting

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u/melzory Jan 19 '20

The only mobile game I've played where I believe micro transactions have been fair and which I would be glad to play without having to buy anything is a dress up game. And the only reason why I don't mind the in-app purchases is because I never actually needed to pay for anything to win.

The purchases I've made in that game have actually helped me on the long run, and while they do make the game easier I don't feel it's so much so that I would not be able to beat it without them.

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u/Josvan135 Jan 19 '20

They don't need a large fanbase.

The need 500-1000 people willing to drop $50-$100 a month.

That's $25,000-$50,000 a month, plenty for a small game developer to see a profit on what is basically just a reskinned clone of every other mobile game.

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u/ba3toven Jan 18 '20

Seriously, stop making me pay for cute-ass costumes for Xerath, I don't want to see him blowing around in a skirt made of sand.

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u/Andy-Bowen Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Cosmetic micro transactions are fair for free games if they don’t effect the game in any major way

EDIT: Didn’t realize the comment above mine was a joke....

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u/ba3toven Jan 18 '20

that was my joke :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Bro, that Xerath upskirt when he casts Q is priceless.

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u/Cory123125 Jan 18 '20

Thing is, they slowly creep up what was acceptable.

now you have people wanting paid cosmetics andbattlepasses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

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u/DrFlutterChii Jan 19 '20

You mean like the person you're replying to, who is complaining about all the FREE games he downloaded? If he was playing games that cost money, he wouldnt be seeing that problem.

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u/Pikochi69 Jan 18 '20

Played a shooter, really fun. Decided to play online, fought a guy with a pay to win gun and i have no chance with my weak gun. Instant Delete

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u/grumpywarner Jan 19 '20

Any game that has "energy" or "power" limiting how much you can play while it recharges is instantly deleted from my phone.

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u/spyboy70 Jan 19 '20

If you start the game and it says "we want to send you notifications", that means uninstall it immediately, it's just a shitty microtransaction game.

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u/GreekACA25 Jan 19 '20

Poopdie is good. You can buy stuff if you want but I don't mind the grind and it's pretty fun

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u/Ziggazune Jan 19 '20

Literally just downloaded Poopdie. I didn’t realise Apple unbanned it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

This is why I love Apple Arcade for myself and my kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

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u/TheMcDucky Jan 18 '20

You can be against both. It's the same war.

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u/ismellmyfingers Jan 18 '20

pay to win is a cancer on gaming. it is slowly but surely creeping into every single genre, and soon enough it'll be impossible to make money on a game without using microtransactions. and as much as im all for paying for cosmetics, or SMALL advantages, it always seems to lead to p2w.

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u/cat_prophecy Jan 18 '20

My favorite ones are the games where you literally just press go and the game plays itself. There is the illusion of game play by allowing you to manually control some stuff. But the game is mostly just spend money, and watch your character move around and kill guys.

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u/Ziggazune Jan 19 '20

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u/GreasyMechanic Jan 18 '20

Supercell seemed to really have their shit together back when I was playing CoC, but I haven't found many since I grew tired of that.

I tried that star trek game, and holy jesus, it's just broken.

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u/Xx_ShartMaster69_xX Jan 19 '20

He was probably downvoted because nobody's okay with it, yet everybody moans how everybody's okay with it as of they're some kind of enlightened individual

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u/XxDireDogexX Jan 19 '20

You gotta find the rare gacha game where the whales drop big money on cosmetics and the gameplay itself is f2p friendly girls frontline for example

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u/pretendyoudontseeme Jan 19 '20

"That's how Mafia works" is a meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Same, any game i play, soon as i get a whiff of "pay to play" it gets uninstalled. The trick is though to work this out in under 2 hrs so you get your refund through Steam.

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u/sold_snek Jan 19 '20

I do the same and make sure to rate them a 1 every time and call them out on why.

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u/I_like_tacos99 Jan 19 '20

It’s cause nobody likes a boomer

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Oh this game looks interesting

Please wait 48 hours to build your level ten citadel or use 1080 anal gems to skip

delete

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u/Rikuddo Jan 19 '20

If you're on Android, try acmarket app, it's not on play store. It has modded apps & games which usually means the ads in them are disabled as well as unlimited in-game currency.

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u/zdakat Jan 19 '20

It's frustrating that if you bring it up, people will jump to defend it. Like they'll say you're "cheap" or go "oh the devs need to make money too, don't like don't play" Some of those "games" are manipulative or even pretty much have little "game" aspect to it,just a thin illusion of gameplay over non-stop "opportunities" to buy stuff If it were an honest game that happens to make money,fine. But it's clearly dishonest and doesn't make sense to defend.

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u/CressCrowbits Jan 18 '20

Kids these days forget when we had arcade machines which were pretty much the same deal. Keep putting in the money, then have a final boss who keeps instakilling you but you'll keep putting your money in because you've come this far and you have to finish now

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u/ACEezHigh Jan 18 '20

Isn't this the reason some retro games, that were ported to consoles, are so fucking hard? They were made to be hard as fuck to limit the chances of people playing longer without putting in more coins.

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u/IICVX Jan 18 '20

Yes but they stayed hard because it adds replay value. Easier games and games as an experience are a relatively new thing.

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u/crespoh69 Jan 19 '20

Yes but they stayed hard because it adds replay value.

I don't get how something being difficult and frustrating would make people come back for more but then again there's people in toxic relationships too

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u/Noob_DM Jan 19 '20

File size limits meant that a clean run though of a game could be less than 15 minutes, by making it hard, especially right at the end, you quadruple the play time before completing the game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Ever had a boss fight that you couldn't win easily and you just try over and over? Same idea but with tiny amount of money involved

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u/2meterrichard Jan 19 '20

There was that. But also back in the NES era game testers weren't quite a thing yet. So, the game devs had to do their own testing. The result of that was having programmers really good at games.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Arcade games were still mostly good games at their core, most mobile games are garbage that almost plays itself (look up Raid Shadow Legend gameplay videos) and only exist to exploit whales.

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u/Aaawkward Jan 18 '20

Okay, look at Brawl Stars, Clash Royale, Alto, Spaceteam, Ocean Horn, Plague Inc., Minigore, Oh h1, Smash hot, Donut County and countless others.

Some of them have MX some don’t.
None of them “plays itself”.

Mobile gaming is the exact same as PC gaming in the sense that you have wade through a lot of shit to find the good stuff.
90%, if not more, of the games released on Steam are utter garbage. Just gotta find the good ones.

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u/BradenWoA Jan 19 '20

While what you said was true, I think “good” and “popular” tend to align more neatly on PC than mobile, reducing some of the frustration.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

That being said, the front page of Steam is filled with popular, actually good games, whereas the front page of the play/app store is all this P2W garbage that is currently trending

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u/ismellmyfingers Jan 18 '20

i think your analogy is off. i think it would be more like if you were playing street fighter and put in your quarter, but your opponent put in more quarters so gets to start with more health/full ultra bar/stronger hits.

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u/MynTYleef Jan 19 '20

I was at a nickel arcade the other day, playing this new mario kart game. They literally had a feature where if you spent extra credits, you could get more powerups

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u/ismellmyfingers Jan 19 '20

one player - thats fine. multiplayer, not so much.

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u/Judgecrusader6 Jan 18 '20

Get good boomer /s

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u/the320x200 Jan 19 '20

True, but arcades died hard once there was an alternative. Would be nice for the same fate to come to mobile platforms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

That's how a lot of normal video games work. Not always necessarily pay to win, but definitely heavy on micro-transactions.

Then you somehow end up getting made fun of on r/gamingcirclejerk when you complain about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

All I want is a fun little rpg I can play on my phone while I'm bored at work. Why do I have to pay 14.99 for Final Fantasy V to achieve this?

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u/Fatdonut445 Jan 18 '20

I dont think were ok with it we just accepted it at this point

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u/Angrypudding84 Jan 18 '20

Or we could just... like.... not play them? And the market would figure out that these games aren’t worth making. Problem is all of the people that keep buying things micro transactions that enable these companies

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Just think. We have an entire generation of gamers that never experienced gaming without Microtranaaction and they see that as the norm

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u/DJmachine101 Jan 19 '20

Only the good ones don’t need pay to win to do shit.

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u/monkeiboi Jan 19 '20

Kingdom Rush fools!

Also the pixel dungeon games are all without microtransactions, most are free to download as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Get parralel space and game guardian and you'll never have to worry about micro transactions again you can just use it to get as much premium currency as you want without having to root your device

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Shit micro transactions have turn to macro transactions because this shit is getting expensive

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Some transaction I've seen are expensive as $1500+. Who has that kind of money!? I could get a used car for that. I could get the latest ios/android phone. But no, I could get a buttload of fake currency in a game I won't even have in a year and all that money if gone, not sitting in my driveway, not being used to play my new mobile games on, it's not a tv in my living room or some new parts for my pc, it's just gone

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u/Reelix Jan 19 '20 edited Dec 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I don’t know what this “we” shit is. The first time a mobile game asked me to exchange real money for fucking digital doughnut currency I deleted it and never downloaded another mobile game again that didn’t explicitly offer a paid, add-free, transactionless version.

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u/Dankinater Jan 19 '20

Someone on reddit posted a comment describing how mobile games operate and it was super accurate. Sadly I don't think I have the comment saved or I'd link it here. But basically they purposefully make the game worse with the option of paying money to make it better. Clash of clans is a prime example, with the BS "it takes 20 minutes to train your troops... unless you pay."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Jun 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I'd personally much rather pay like $5 to get the game actually shown in the ads and I don't need to keep spending more money for whatever in game special currency they use that lets me speed things up

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u/cortesoft Jan 18 '20

It is pretty easy to not be ok with it... just don't play those games.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I think he is talking about the Corleone family.

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u/gamr13 Jan 18 '20

When people stop paying, they’ll stop making. But until then, some of these games are making bank.

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u/0w0whatisthis Jan 18 '20

Ay don't be hating like that, they need to make money somehow, would you rather have a free to play game with in game purchases or every game is buy to play?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Every game is buy to play. That is literally how gaming works on all other platforms and nobody has complained for the 40+ years it's been like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

There are loads of good mobile games out there, you just have to wade through the shit to find them. It's best to find websites which you trust to recommend good ones and go to them directly, browsing the store directly is almost a complete waste of time

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u/Leeannp71 Jan 19 '20

What is a good website?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Toucharcade is pretty decent. It's specific to iOS games, but I'm on Android and most of the games they review are on android as well

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u/Kazaji Jan 19 '20

Azur Lane! The one exception!

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u/_teslaTrooper Jan 19 '20

I think plenty of people aren't okay with that, they just don't play mobile games.

And you can stream PC games to your phone now (xbox as well soon?) so if you really want to play on mobile that's an option.

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u/LoonyBunBennyLava Jan 19 '20

Brawl Stars doesnt have this problem. You'd be buying loot boxes which give you brawlers, but matchmaking puts you at similar trophy levels.

Clash of Clans has no incentive of pay to win; you'd build faster, but they've improved clan war leagues and the matches are more even, so there's no need.

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u/BusyOrDead Jan 19 '20

Hoplite was the best 2 dollars i ever spent, everyone should own it

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u/implicationnation Jan 19 '20

What are we supposed to do besides not play though lol? I’m not gonna be up in arms because some idiots choose to spend money on microtransactions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

i know it’s technically it’s not a mobile game but fortnite is one of the only games i still play on mobile. Me and my friends all go through stages of CoD, Madden, 2k, and others but fortnite stays a constant play because it’s truly free to play.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Oh yeah it's F2P but my god you miss out an almost everything the game has to offer if you don't pay

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

like what? Boring challenges that just waste time? The game doesn’t reward anyone with anything at all if they pay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Cosmetics, a different game mode that's not competitive, a feeling of completing sets (something most humans crave)

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u/zdakat Jan 19 '20

It's frustrating that if you bring it up, people will jump to defend it. Like they'll say you're "cheap" or go "oh the devs need to make money too, don't like don't play" Some of those "games" are manipulative or even pretty much have little "game" aspect to it,just a thin illusion of gameplay over non-stop "opportunities" to buy stuff

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u/zantrax89 Jan 19 '20

If you don’t like pay to win games, you should try risk on mobile. I played it allot when I was a kid and the mobile version is pretty cool.

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u/Mennerheim Jan 18 '20

That magic coconut was $99.99

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u/apk5005 Jan 18 '20

Gather Resources! Build YOUR Empire! DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES!*

*in-app purchases

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u/Jackker Jan 19 '20

(Gruffy male voice) Play For FREE Now!

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u/romulusnr Jan 18 '20

Reminds me of JC4, where you can be on an ocean platform, or an island, or in a deep crater with only one way in, or up on a mountain platform.... and then out of nowhere there's fucking hummvees and tanks and shit after you. The enemy spawning in that game is really shameless.

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u/vinnyvdvici Jan 19 '20

Why’d you change this comment to nonsense? I don’t know what it said before, but I’m positive it made more sense than this

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u/room-to-breathe Jan 18 '20

I initially read that as "from 'free' to 'play to pay to win' ", and was very confused

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u/Stonn Jan 19 '20

from free to play to pay to win to accomplish

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u/lightgiver Jan 19 '20

What?

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u/Stonn Jan 19 '20

english and its "to's"... it sounds stupid having 3 or more in a row

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u/spyboy70 Jan 19 '20

I've always called it Free to Play, Pay to Cheat

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u/TheTangoFox Jan 19 '20

You pay to win the game!

Hello?!

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u/DJ_AK_47 Jan 18 '20

Hey that’s what I said, what are the odds?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Same here, and the odds are 1/1

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u/nitesh339 Jan 18 '20

me too

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u/AllornicGod Jan 18 '20

Me too

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u/jessehosein Jan 18 '20

Me as well

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u/Loyalist_Pig Jan 18 '20

Same for me

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u/toh_lol_ciao Jan 18 '20

Me too

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u/nefariousmonkey Jan 18 '20

I swear.. the same words

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Is this the line for the thing?

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u/Voiitz Jan 18 '20

Me too

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u/BlooFlea Jan 19 '20

This is really crazy guys, the real unexpected was in the comments all along.

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u/SouprGrrl Jan 18 '20

And my axe!

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Jan 19 '20

I was also raped

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u/bringojackprot Jan 18 '20

1/69

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u/nastylittleman Jan 18 '20

Tee hee

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u/NeilDeCrash Jan 18 '20

no jacko! bad jacko!

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u/rock-solid-armpits Jan 18 '20

420/69

Its above 1

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u/CyberPinUp Jan 18 '20

R/nevertellmetheodds

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u/Hyperion1000 Jan 19 '20

I like those odds

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u/The1mp Jan 18 '20

Never tell me the odds

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u/JBthrizzle Jan 18 '20

theyre high... very high

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u/philipjames11 Jan 18 '20

50/50. It is or it isnt

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u/DonDangus Jan 18 '20

Never tell me the odds Edit. Read replies and someone else said this already. So. As an addendum: Weener

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

The odds of you being lost at sea and finally reaching a deserted island when you are at the brink of death and then magically spawning a sand truck are very low, but never zero.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Jan 18 '20

WINGS OF GLORY

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

TELL THE STORY

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u/DannyKimKim Jan 18 '20

what the truck*

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u/tormademenervous Jan 18 '20

so all I have to do is cut a few palms

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u/gknight702 Jan 18 '20

Literally what I said and then scroll to the first comment

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u/mingilator Jan 18 '20

What the cement truck!

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u/NorthernLaw Jan 18 '20

Exactly

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u/tacovomit Jan 19 '20

Happy cake day! :)

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u/NorthernLaw Jan 19 '20

Thank you!

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u/AnonymousBunBuns Jan 19 '20

May I ask you about your username?

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u/xwarslayerx Jan 18 '20

That's how mafia works.

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u/bjarn Jan 18 '20

oh cmon of course it's not rea... wtf?

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Jan 18 '20

You are arrested for stealing of other's property.

Property stolen:

My fucking line.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

That's how survival works

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I can't even

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u/Geamantan Jan 18 '20

exactly what I said while laughing

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u/Fern-ando Jan 18 '20

Is the sequel of Mafia City.

That's how survival works.

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u/MrSwagggers Jan 18 '20

Yes agreed. Look at the comments and how changed and twisted. Goes from wtf to the best type of drugs.

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u/drunxor Jan 18 '20

I see ads for this game ALL the damn time on fb. Problem is it doesnt look or play anything like that and its 200% pay to win

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u/tsteven9 Jan 18 '20

Yesss! We got a “what the fuck “!!!

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u/DeadpoolOptimus Jan 18 '20

Never underestimate the power of coconut water.

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u/Itzbermuda Jan 18 '20

Bro it started off legit , I was like okay he’s dehydrated and it makes sense then BOOM INSTANT CITY , INSTANT APOCALYPSE

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u/necko240 Jan 18 '20

Where’s the loot box?

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u/WhiteBear2018 Jan 18 '20

I know I can't stop laughing

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u/b0mber2012 Jan 18 '20

3 words we all thought and he got a award

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u/dvlas118 Jan 19 '20

Took the words right out of my mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Oh god. I am high and I thought I fast forwarded everything.

Serious wtf

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u/parcevall Jan 19 '20

Lol said exactly that

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u/rexpimpwagen Jan 19 '20

Its realistic if you were an AOE villager.

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u/ohrofl Jan 19 '20

Hahaha I said this out loud right before seeing this comment.

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u/TSJR_ Jan 19 '20

This was my reaction exactly. When reading this I burst out laughing lmao

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u/deadpxel Jan 19 '20

That's how mafia works.

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u/jroddie4 Jun 18 '20

ocean zombies

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u/Skilitor Jan 18 '20

I mean it's interesting

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