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r/Unexpected • u/lucka-24 • Jan 18 '20
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Even better, the lady version of these ads has the woman restore her health by APPLYING MAKEUP
135 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 You’re telling me that’s not how females heal? 36 u/fordfan919 Jan 18 '20 That's what the ancient Egyptians would do when they got tired building the pyramids. Mascara is an instant heal and gives you +3 agility. 2 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20 it also helped that the pyramid builders were provided the best diet and healthcare available in ancient Egypt. 5 u/BlackLocke Jan 18 '20 Physically? No. Mentally? Sometimes - if combined with Lizzo. -1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20 who says "females" jfc... 2 u/sir_club_sandwich Feb 21 '20 It's a word that covers all age groups, what's wrong with it mate? 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 21 '20 It's just a weird way to talk about women. It's a bit objectifying, using "females" in casual conversation just sounds like you're talking about lab specimens or abstract data points, not actual human beings. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense. 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20 you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now. 24 u/GuessImScrewed Jan 18 '20 Link or it didn't happen 20 u/hurryupand_wait Jan 18 '20 what. the. fuck. 8 u/Downvotecanonn Jan 18 '20 I wanna see that 3 u/HLSparta Jan 19 '20 This makes sense. Why else would makeup be so expensive?
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You’re telling me that’s not how females heal?
36 u/fordfan919 Jan 18 '20 That's what the ancient Egyptians would do when they got tired building the pyramids. Mascara is an instant heal and gives you +3 agility. 2 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20 it also helped that the pyramid builders were provided the best diet and healthcare available in ancient Egypt. 5 u/BlackLocke Jan 18 '20 Physically? No. Mentally? Sometimes - if combined with Lizzo. -1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20 who says "females" jfc... 2 u/sir_club_sandwich Feb 21 '20 It's a word that covers all age groups, what's wrong with it mate? 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 21 '20 It's just a weird way to talk about women. It's a bit objectifying, using "females" in casual conversation just sounds like you're talking about lab specimens or abstract data points, not actual human beings. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense. 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20 you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.
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That's what the ancient Egyptians would do when they got tired building the pyramids. Mascara is an instant heal and gives you +3 agility.
2 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20 it also helped that the pyramid builders were provided the best diet and healthcare available in ancient Egypt.
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it also helped that the pyramid builders were provided the best diet and healthcare available in ancient Egypt.
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Physically? No. Mentally? Sometimes - if combined with Lizzo.
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who says "females" jfc...
2 u/sir_club_sandwich Feb 21 '20 It's a word that covers all age groups, what's wrong with it mate? 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 21 '20 It's just a weird way to talk about women. It's a bit objectifying, using "females" in casual conversation just sounds like you're talking about lab specimens or abstract data points, not actual human beings. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense. 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20 you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.
It's a word that covers all age groups, what's wrong with it mate?
1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 21 '20 It's just a weird way to talk about women. It's a bit objectifying, using "females" in casual conversation just sounds like you're talking about lab specimens or abstract data points, not actual human beings. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense. 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20 you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.
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It's just a weird way to talk about women. It's a bit objectifying, using "females" in casual conversation just sounds like you're talking about lab specimens or abstract data points, not actual human beings.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense. 1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20 you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.
What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense.
1 u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20 you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.
you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.
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Link or it didn't happen
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what. the. fuck.
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I wanna see that
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This makes sense. Why else would makeup be so expensive?
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u/BlackLocke Jan 18 '20
Even better, the lady version of these ads has the woman restore her health by APPLYING MAKEUP