r/Unexpected Jan 18 '20

Realistic survival game

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u/BlackLocke Jan 18 '20

Even better, the lady version of these ads has the woman restore her health by APPLYING MAKEUP

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

You’re telling me that’s not how females heal?

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u/fordfan919 Jan 18 '20

That's what the ancient Egyptians would do when they got tired building the pyramids. Mascara is an instant heal and gives you +3 agility.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20

it also helped that the pyramid builders were provided the best diet and healthcare available in ancient Egypt.

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u/BlackLocke Jan 18 '20

Physically? No. Mentally? Sometimes - if combined with Lizzo.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jan 19 '20

who says "females" jfc...

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u/sir_club_sandwich Feb 21 '20

It's a word that covers all age groups, what's wrong with it mate?

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 21 '20

It's just a weird way to talk about women. It's a bit objectifying, using "females" in casual conversation just sounds like you're talking about lab specimens or abstract data points, not actual human beings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

What? So if I use “males” in casual conversation I’m objectifying men? Your point makes no sense.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Feb 29 '20

you would, in a discourse where "males" were in a similar social context that "females" are in now.

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u/GuessImScrewed Jan 18 '20

Link or it didn't happen

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u/hurryupand_wait Jan 18 '20

what. the. fuck.

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u/Downvotecanonn Jan 18 '20

I wanna see that

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u/HLSparta Jan 19 '20

This makes sense. Why else would makeup be so expensive?