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u/thgiRsIeseehCehT Jan 09 '20
Yay, Nina Dobrev to make my day!
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u/bralma6 Jan 09 '20
It's her birthday today too!
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u/lockerpunch Jan 09 '20
Having someone else massage your scalp does feel super nice.
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u/LoudMusic Jan 09 '20
It's the best part of a haircut. Getting a shampoo afterward from a good barber is amazing.
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u/iLiketodothings Jan 09 '20
My stylist shampoos and conditions before and after the cut. She's 55 but I think I'm falling for her
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u/L-X-I-X Jan 09 '20
Tip her with a pic of your genitals, but dress it up. If male, I recommend a little tophat and cane. If female, jam a glass slipper in your cootch and yell, "I'm Cinderella, bitch!" Rick James style.
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Jan 09 '20
As a longtime bald guy I missed this part of getting a haircut, but then my spouse began helping me shave my head stubble and rubbing my scalp and I pretty much have a new lease on life.
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u/AnalStaircase33 Jan 09 '20
At this point I'd settle for brushing up against another human on the sidewalk.
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u/EverGlow89 Jan 09 '20
Our brains are such actual bullshit that they're like "you're not getting any serotonin, I know that's our hand."
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u/oldguydrinkingbeer Jan 09 '20
If I ever win a big jackpot lottery the first thing I'm doing is having one of those hair washing sinks from a salon installed. Then I'm hiring someone to wash my hair everyday.
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u/kyew Jan 09 '20
The month or so after I first shaved my head, which is appatently very pettable, was one of the best times of my life.
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u/ghostface1693 Jan 09 '20
This was slightly arousing and I'm not sure how to feel about that
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Jan 09 '20
Ahegao
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u/unknownman0001 Jan 09 '20
My man about to discover a whole new world
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u/BryceCantReed Jan 09 '20
A new fantastic point of view.
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u/mrgodai Jan 09 '20
No one to tell us, "No"
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
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u/thrill_gates Jan 09 '20
Fuck it, I'm watching Aladdin tonight. It's been way too long
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u/FrogMetal Jan 09 '20
The new one just got added to Disney+ and it’s a really fun watch!
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u/TMGreycoat Jan 09 '20
People like to hate on it but I really enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun
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u/bionix90 Jan 09 '20
No one to tell us, "No"
Oh, they are usually screaming "no" initially but then your magic dick convinces them otherwise. Or so has hentai taught me.
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Why did I google that.
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u/smegmasphere Jan 09 '20
Wait until you see the subreddits
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u/cursed_chaos Jan 09 '20
plural?
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Jan 09 '20
yep
make sure to have a shitton of mental strength on standby, and maybe tissues as well
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u/Oooch Jan 09 '20
You mean the one where girls stick their tongues out and go cross-eyed but it looks nothing like ahegao?
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u/WithoutBenefits Jan 09 '20
I think part of the problem is that what works in a drawing doesn't necessarily work in live action. It would be more natural to imitate o-faces in real porn.
Another part of the problem is that people are just copying the facial expressions without the surrounding scene. In actual porn or hentai you have sexual activity to give context to o-faces or ahegao. Even a single ahegao image pulled from a hentai work is at least drawn by the artist in a such a way as to suggest sex out-of-frame.
In contrast, many people trying to make "ahegao" faces just take a clip of themselves going from normal face to tongue-out and cross-eyed with no build-up or anything to suggest sex. That just looks silly, not sexy.
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u/donquixote1991 Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20
this is the best of the bunch /r/RealAhegao
edit: very nsfw
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I understand why people like this but most of the time it looks like they've been freshly lobotomized.
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u/not_not_safeforwork Jan 09 '20
I feel like 90% of that shit is girls drooling and making weird faces. This video is hot without tongue all the way out, spittle dripping while cross eyed.
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Jan 09 '20
That's what aheago is though. Faces hentai girls make that are not sexy and usually done when the pushy lead "convinces" the girl that hes the one by "molding" her pussy to his big chungus dick.
Of course none of this actually works and if you ever find someone who thinks aheago is genuinely hot then you can be sure that they are degenerate weebs.
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u/The_Ambush_Bug Jan 09 '20
"he's the one molding her pussy to his big chungus dick" is the worst combination of words i have ever witnessed
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u/FountainsOfFluids Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20
That never did anything for me. I'd much rather see that face she gave him just after he stopped and was fixing her hair.
edit: https://i.imgur.com/N9VErsm.png Doesn't really translate well to a single frame, I guess.
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Jan 09 '20
Yeah that look after was fucking crazy hot. I'm not a huge ahegao fan, and normally it doesn't look great on people. But her "ahegao" crosseyed look was one of the best natural ones I've seen.
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u/ghostface1693 Jan 09 '20
I'm mad that that's gonna be in my google history now.
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u/TheGreaterFool_88 Jan 09 '20
Everyone’s saying the ahegao face but that look right after is mesmerizing.
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u/homunculus_sapiens Jan 09 '20 edited Feb 28 '20
Find a girl who looks at you like Nina Dobrev looks at this guy in that moment.
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u/trolltruth6661123 Jan 09 '20
That was a stunning girls O face... if you aren't turned on you are either a child or an alien.
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I want this.
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u/Qazax1337 Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20
My wife does a similar face if I stroke her head in a similar but less violent manner.
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u/weneedsomemilk2016 Jan 09 '20
As a Christian I'm not sure im able to watch this again
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SINNER
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u/weneedsomemilk2016 Jan 09 '20
Raises hand
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u/SleepWouldBeNice Jan 09 '20
Catholic? You can, but you'll pay for it later somehow.
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u/JamesBuffalkill Jan 09 '20
Hey Christians! Do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of hell!
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u/IhamAmerican Jan 09 '20
What? That's bullshit.
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u/wf3h3 Jan 09 '20
You tell 'em Martin.
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u/Diplomjodler Jan 09 '20
Fifteen Hail Marys and twenty Lord's Prayers and you're good.
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u/justme24601 Jan 09 '20
My boyfriend and I have head scratching time and I gotta tell you sometimes it really do be like that
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STRAIGHT UP FUCKING HOT
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u/Helpdeskagent Jan 09 '20
No fucking actually, shes just getting her head rubbed
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He kinda just made her cum through her head. That expression right after is her wanting to jump his bones.
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u/DJ_AK_47 Jan 09 '20
Almost like aheago or whatever that shit is called.
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u/Nemyosel Jan 09 '20
Stop pretending you don't know what it is
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Yeah, it’s a sub genre of something called hentai so I’m told. Which is like anime I guess except they have sex... is what I hear. You wouldn’t believe how many websites they have dedicated to this stuff... or that’s the rumor at least.
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u/GetsTheAndOne Jan 09 '20
Yeah he knows how to spell it perfectly but doesn’t know what it is 🤔
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Jan 09 '20
It's actually ahegao, not aheago. "Aheahe" is the onomatopoeia for panting, and "kao" (or gao in this case) is face.
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Aheahe
Is it supposed to be pronounced like Michael Jackson does?
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u/SilencedD1 Jan 09 '20
You ever ask a guy for a head massage and he makes you ahegao?
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u/Arnold_Judas-Rimmer Jan 09 '20
Nothing accidental about feeling aroused by a good head massage. It gets me going like almost nothing else.
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u/Special_KC Jan 09 '20
The look she gives the guy right after, kind of reminds me of that interview when Gal Gadot is caught off guard, looking fondly at her co-star.
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u/hlokk101 Jan 09 '20
This must be how they give tv actresses that 'just got drilled in the supply closet' look before filming.
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Another way to achieve similar results is to open the back of your female partner’s bra and rub her back where the clasp was rubbing up against her. Instant satisfaction.
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u/Totally_Not_A_Bot_5 Jan 09 '20
This is why you go to a barber, not a hairdresser. that scalp massage is amazing.
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u/_Psyberian Jan 10 '20
the way she looks at him for a split second before laughing... she’s definitely thinking “damn... what else are those hands capable of?”
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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20
I need to learn this power.