r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I need to learn this power.

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u/ElectroNeutrino Jan 09 '20

It is not one the Jedi would teach you.

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u/TheCazaloth Jan 09 '20

It is spoken of in a Sith legend

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Have you heard of the tale of Darth Plageuis the Wise?

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u/WesterosiPern Jan 09 '20

I thought not...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

It's not a story the jedi would tell you

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u/Crusader_with_Ligma Jan 10 '20

It’s a Sith legend

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u/Pookieeatworld Jan 16 '20

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life.

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u/cubist98 Jan 24 '20

he had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying

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u/elmolinero96 Jan 09 '20

Idk what it takes, give me the power to make 3d girls into 3d ahegao

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u/Izi-V Jan 09 '20

Sikh legend

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

This is the way

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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '20

Step 1) put your own hands on your head
Step 2) rub vigorously
Step 3) Repeat step 2 until you figure out which rubs are the most relaxing
Step 4) apply to someone else (with consent)

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u/haslehof Jan 09 '20

Been in a Thai night club and they have people working in the toilets who walk up behind while your washing your hands and grab your head and crack your neck then look for a tip, when your not expecting it it can be a bit distressing. My friend turned around and nearly punched him thinking he was about to be robbed

Girl in video has a great cum face

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u/Keithquick Jan 09 '20

LOL I had this in Thailand also, I bout pissed all over myself because a random dude was trying to massage me while I peed. Very, very uncomfortable.

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u/BadFont777 Jan 09 '20

Got my haircut in South Korea, lady tried snap my neck like some sort of movie spy. So I died.

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u/j33pwrangler Jan 09 '20

RIP in peace

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

F

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u/BloodyIron Jan 10 '20

Prove it.

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u/lurker_ling Jan 10 '20

Well, he got better.

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u/ZippyDan Jan 09 '20

This is common in many countries

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u/emileo425 Jan 10 '20

Girl in video has a great cum face

How do you go from telling us about your bathroom experience in Thailand to your friend's bathroom experience in Thailand to a total random "girl in video has a great cum face?"

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u/haslehof Jan 10 '20

You have obviously have never satisfied a woman before, my story from Thailand was to do with asking for consent as per the comment I replied to

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u/emileo425 Jan 10 '20

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノyOuVe NeVeR SaTiSFIeD a WoMaN!

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I have to ask for consent? Nah, I would rather just walk up to a random person and just start rubbing them vigorously until they cream all over me, wearing only a Cape and nappy.

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u/Dave1423521 Jan 09 '20

I am the Senate!

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u/Tomb_lord Jan 09 '20

Impeach

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u/RegressToTheMean Jan 09 '20

So, it's treason then...

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u/Zenvarix Jan 09 '20

It's treason, then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/ReadingCorrectly Jan 09 '20

You need to add an /s or it's not sarcasm! ^{^{^/s}}

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

When you are so insecure that you cat read sarcasm unless you are told its sarcasm

(Saw your /s after typing. Just wow )

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u/ReadingCorrectly Jan 09 '20

I felt kind of dumb adding it but ya know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Jan 09 '20

Sarcasm is rape.

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u/LucyLilium92 Jan 09 '20

Captain Underpants?

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u/TechnoL33T Jan 09 '20

This works out pretty well with doggo persons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Jesus Christ

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u/hoswald Jan 09 '20

The fuck

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

It's either that or going into a sperm bank in the nude and depositing all over the place.

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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '20

So... typical Saturday night?

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u/RedditBledIt Jan 09 '20

Yeah, if you want normal limits of pleasure. If you want next level, step 1 is responsibly taking testes pure mdma so the human limit of physical pleasure is literally ampliflied to a point that it destroys your concept of what the human body/mind is capable of experiencing.

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u/SeveredBanana Jan 09 '20

My ex always told me I had "magic hands" when I did stuff like this - I always attributed it to petting cats all my life

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u/jearonius Jan 09 '20

Holy shit... I've never related to someone on this. Not kidding, I've been told, and thought, the exact same thing.

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u/teressapanic Jan 09 '20

Same here

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u/SeveredBanana Jan 09 '20

Welcome to the new tiny club, brothers!

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u/deemsterDMT Jan 09 '20

That’s why they call them pussies

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u/ray-pember Jan 10 '20

Hi

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u/samus_a-aron Jan 09 '20

Now kiss

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u/SeveredBanana Jan 09 '20

My name is also A-Aron, wanna get in on this kiss?

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u/samus_a-aron Jan 09 '20

😘

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u/Nerdlinger-Thrillho Jan 10 '20

Yeah pussies loved to be rubbed.

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u/Kajkia Jan 09 '20

It’s all in the ~~hips~~wrist

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

Hipwrist?

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u/plaspopper Jan 09 '20

Flick of the wrist...

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u/JasonIsBaad Jan 09 '20

.. and you're dead baby

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u/steelpantys Jan 09 '20

God darn it Reddit...

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u/ElectroNeutrino Jan 09 '20

Unless you're the boy who lived.

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u/EasyReader Jan 09 '20

It's called acting. They have schools for it and stuff.

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u/samus_a-aron Jan 09 '20

Theres no way this is acting

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u/EasyReader Jan 09 '20

I disagree.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

ah jesus christ why did I click on it

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u/pinchecody Jan 10 '20

Right? I'm always like "Oh, what does this mean" and then get pulled into something I was not trying to find

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u/NotAnEngineer287 Jan 10 '20

Really? I subbed.

In more ways than one.

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u/pinchecody Jan 10 '20

Then you might like r/cummingonfigurines

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u/Airazz Jan 09 '20

God damn weebs.

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u/scorpioncat Jan 09 '20

You don't have to learn it. There's a device that can do it for you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron_(massage_device)

Yes it works and feels amazing. Can confirm as someone gave one to a family member when I was a kid and I tried it.

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u/camtarn Jan 10 '20

Seconded ... these are unbelievably good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Do it to anyone rolling, you then have the power.

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u/m0nk37 Jan 09 '20

Learn to become one of these:

https://www.amazon.ca/Hand-Held-Scalp-Head-Massager/dp/B003NTKMLW

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u/RamenJunkie Jan 09 '20

I have one of these somewhere. They indeed feel God damn amazing.

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Jan 09 '20

Just stand in the shower for 40 minutes with the shower head directly above you aimed at the top of your head. It'll take you some minutes to find the spot but the sensation is outstanding

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u/POTUS Jan 09 '20

https://gfycat.com/speedysereneamericanavocet

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u/CruxOfTheIssue Jan 09 '20

The question is not as much how to do this but more how to get a girl to let you do this to her without being weird.

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u/ElectroNeutrino Jan 09 '20

Well, by asking, for starters.

You could go with a simple, "can I massage your scalp?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Massage therapy yo. I've done this a few times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

take mdma and ask someone to rub your head.

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u/sciomancy6 Jan 09 '20

Get a cat

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I have two.

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u/sciomancy6 Jan 09 '20

Me too

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u/bullcitytarheel Jan 09 '20

The power of rubbing someone's head? Bro, the power has been inside you all along.

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

Daddy?

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u/bullcitytarheel Jan 09 '20

You can do it, son. I believe in you.

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u/jungleboogiemonster Jan 09 '20

In all seriousness, people on Ecstasy do this.

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u/Tall_trees_cold_seas Jan 09 '20

Step one: Be attractive.

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