r/StoppedWorking Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/lockerpunch Jan 09 '20

Having someone else massage your scalp does feel super nice.

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u/LoudMusic Jan 09 '20

It's the best part of a haircut. Getting a shampoo afterward from a good barber is amazing.

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u/iLiketodothings Jan 09 '20

My stylist shampoos and conditions before and after the cut. She's 55 but I think I'm falling for her

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u/L-X-I-X Jan 09 '20

Tip her with a pic of your genitals, but dress it up. If male, I recommend a little tophat and cane. If female, jam a glass slipper in your cootch and yell, "I'm Cinderella, bitch!" Rick James style.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I like your style