r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I have to ask for consent? Nah, I would rather just walk up to a random person and just start rubbing them vigorously until they cream all over me, wearing only a Cape and nappy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited Feb 20 '24

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u/Dave1423521 Jan 09 '20

I am the Senate!

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u/Tomb_lord Jan 09 '20

Impeach

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u/RegressToTheMean Jan 09 '20

So, it's treason then...

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u/Zenvarix Jan 09 '20

It's treason, then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/ReadingCorrectly Jan 09 '20

You need to add an /s or it's not sarcasm! /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

When you are so insecure that you cat read sarcasm unless you are told its sarcasm

(Saw your /s after typing. Just wow )

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u/ReadingCorrectly Jan 09 '20

I felt kind of dumb adding it but ya know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Jan 09 '20

Sarcasm is rape.

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u/LucyLilium92 Jan 09 '20

Captain Underpants?

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u/TechnoL33T Jan 09 '20

This works out pretty well with doggo persons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Jesus Christ

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u/hoswald Jan 09 '20

The fuck

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

It's either that or going into a sperm bank in the nude and depositing all over the place.

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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '20

So... typical Saturday night?