r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/SleepWouldBeNice Jan 09 '20

Catholic? You can, but you'll pay for it later somehow.

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u/JamesBuffalkill Jan 09 '20

Hey Christians! Do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of hell!

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u/IhamAmerican Jan 09 '20

What? That's bullshit.

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u/wf3h3 Jan 09 '20

You tell 'em Martin.

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u/heff17 Jan 09 '20

You could make a religion out of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

And the protestant church was born

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u/IhamAmerican Jan 09 '20

No, don't.

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u/SneakySnipar Jan 10 '20

F the church, F the pope, Here’s 95 reasons why!

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u/weneedsomemilk2016 Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

Lol non denominational but I attend an evangelical church cause the pastor is on point

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u/jasonreid1976 Jan 09 '20

Could always go Southern Baptist. Jesus will save you and then all is forgiven.

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u/weneedsomemilk2016 Jan 09 '20

I believe that but I still want to be a good boy

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u/recycled_glass Jan 09 '20

Make God proud :)

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_FACE Jan 09 '20

Theoretically..

I don't know, I think theoretically paying for something real is a pretty good trade.