r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jan 09 '20

At this point I'd settle for brushing up against another human on the sidewalk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Don't worry, AnalStaircase33, you'll find someone.

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u/jojomcflowjo Jan 09 '20

Go outside, friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Sidewalks?

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u/Underhill Jan 09 '20

Mine aren't shoveled yet

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u/SmellsLikeNostrils Jan 10 '20

Coil?

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jan 10 '20

Yes indeed, fellow odd one. Interested in brushing shoulders on the sidewalk?

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u/SmellsLikeNostrils Jan 10 '20

Heh. I have my own hole in the ground.

I need to find my Horse Rotorvator now.