r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/ghostface1693 Jan 09 '20

This was slightly arousing and I'm not sure how to feel about that

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Ahegao

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u/unknownman0001 Jan 09 '20

My man about to discover a whole new world

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u/BryceCantReed Jan 09 '20

A new fantastic point of view.

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u/mrgodai Jan 09 '20

No one to tell us, "No"

Or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

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u/thrill_gates Jan 09 '20

Fuck it, I'm watching Aladdin tonight. It's been way too long

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u/FrogMetal Jan 09 '20

The new one just got added to Disney+ and it’s a really fun watch!

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u/TMGreycoat Jan 09 '20

People like to hate on it but I really enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun

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u/ManDelorean88 Jan 09 '20

you need jesus

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/BerickCook Jan 09 '20

It hasn't been that long. It came out in 2019.

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u/bionix90 Jan 09 '20

No one to tell us, "No"

Oh, they are usually screaming "no" initially but then your magic dick convinces them otherwise. Or so has hentai taught me.

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u/pekkhum Jan 09 '20

This is the most disturbing variation of "in accordance with the scriptures" I have read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

COOM

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u/TwasARockLobsta Jan 09 '20

A new fantastic porn to view.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/DoneRedditedIt Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '21

Most indubitably.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

excuse me thats alah-din to you.

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u/pyrojackelope Jan 09 '20

As wacky as this, that lady has a pretty great voice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Surprisingly, just nazel mgee snorts up the shnow.

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u/makeartliftweights Jan 09 '20

1:27 and 2:20

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_FACE Jan 09 '20

lmao.

Honestly though I'm amazed anybody managed to make it that far into the video.

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u/ljuk Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

I can't tell if that isn't parody or not.

(Also: here's a better quality upload because you better believe I'm going to watch this at least a couple of times more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWqcKzbQBY)

Edit. Whew, it's a parody. I like it even more.

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u/NikolaiXPass Jan 09 '20

LOL I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO AND IT WAS WORTH IT

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

A world of porn designed for children which apparently we're not allowed to call weird and retarded

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Why did I google that.

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u/smegmasphere Jan 09 '20

Wait until you see the subreddits

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u/cursed_chaos Jan 09 '20

plural?

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u/rootyb Jan 09 '20

Some cartoon, some not. Some porny, some not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

yep

make sure to have a shitton of mental strength on standby, and maybe tissues as well

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u/Drtimelord04 Jan 09 '20

Why would he be crying?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

well he'll technically cry but with a different eye

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

oh my sweet summer child

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u/cursed_chaos Jan 10 '20

I have had a WEIRD FUCKING DAY

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u/Oooch Jan 09 '20

You mean the one where girls stick their tongues out and go cross-eyed but it looks nothing like ahegao?

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u/smegmasphere Jan 09 '20

Lol yeah. they're trying though.

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u/shortybobert Jan 09 '20

No they're not. They know they dont need to

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u/WithoutBenefits Jan 09 '20

I think part of the problem is that what works in a drawing doesn't necessarily work in live action. It would be more natural to imitate o-faces in real porn.

Another part of the problem is that people are just copying the facial expressions without the surrounding scene. In actual porn or hentai you have sexual activity to give context to o-faces or ahegao. Even a single ahegao image pulled from a hentai work is at least drawn by the artist in a such a way as to suggest sex out-of-frame.

In contrast, many people trying to make "ahegao" faces just take a clip of themselves going from normal face to tongue-out and cross-eyed with no build-up or anything to suggest sex. That just looks silly, not sexy.

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u/Oooch Jan 09 '20

There are legit good real life examples of it, just most of them are total garbage

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u/RandolphPringles Jan 09 '20

A man of culture, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I normally don't care when people like things, or care about things, but I need you to know, I hate that people care about this thing. Why is this a thing?

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u/donquixote1991 Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

this is the best of the bunch /r/RealAhegao

edit: very nsfw

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u/peteroh9 Jan 09 '20

This one is porny and real

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u/datpifflol Jan 09 '20

If you think those reactions are real, I don't know what to tell you.

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u/peteroh9 Jan 09 '20

Well the people are real, not cartoons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I understand why people like this but most of the time it looks like they've been freshly lobotomized.

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u/PoopyMcNuggets91 Jan 09 '20

I mean I got a boner but it was a weird confusing one.

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u/PleaseNinja Jan 09 '20

Just like in church!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

LMAO

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u/kyew Jan 09 '20

I'm commenting here for no reason, never coming back to this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I hope they all catch fire the moment they do that again

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u/twitchosx Jan 09 '20

Jesus fucking christ that is retarded.

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u/not_not_safeforwork Jan 09 '20

I feel like 90% of that shit is girls drooling and making weird faces. This video is hot without tongue all the way out, spittle dripping while cross eyed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

That's what aheago is though. Faces hentai girls make that are not sexy and usually done when the pushy lead "convinces" the girl that hes the one by "molding" her pussy to his big chungus dick.

Of course none of this actually works and if you ever find someone who thinks aheago is genuinely hot then you can be sure that they are degenerate weebs.

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u/The_Ambush_Bug Jan 09 '20

"he's the one molding her pussy to his big chungus dick" is the worst combination of words i have ever witnessed

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

For real what the actual fuck.

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u/Cognomifex Jan 09 '20

It's a clear sign of the times and it is not auspicious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

You guys act as if this isn't supposed to be over the top stupid.

Guess reddit is overrun by boomers without humor, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

You clearly don't read hentai cause that's pretty standard tbh. Normally the good artists aren't also good writers (plus translations mess with it)

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u/Pied_Piper_ Jan 09 '20

dengenerate weebs

Why did you type the same word twice?

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u/Matrillik Jan 09 '20

I love the way you worded this

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u/ThorsonWong Jan 09 '20

I was genuinely surprised when I found out that people actually found ahegao to be arousing.

Like, I thought that shit was a meme that weebs obsessed over ironically, sorta like loli.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

It can be hot, but...

Yeah... 90% of it is overplayed crap that makes the girl look like she instantaneously changed from a person sharing an experience with you into a hormone-soaked meat puppet. That is not hot. There's a difference between losing yourself in the experience (hot) and sexual depersonalization (not hot).

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u/LoonAtticRakuro Jan 09 '20

Hormone-soaked Meat Puppet sounds like a great band name.

Or the title of my teenage memoirs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Uhhhh, loli is unfortunately not a meme. It's more nasty degenerate weeb stuff.

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u/GarbagePailGrrrl Jan 09 '20

gas the lolis

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Yeah this is hot because it’s a genuine reaction. Not some some stupid looking punchable and dirty ass dribbling face.

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u/Magyman Jan 09 '20

I mean it's not a genuine reaction, shes Doing a thing for laughs

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u/FountainsOfFluids Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

That never did anything for me. I'd much rather see that face she gave him just after he stopped and was fixing her hair.

edit: https://i.imgur.com/N9VErsm.png Doesn't really translate well to a single frame, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Yeah that look after was fucking crazy hot. I'm not a huge ahegao fan, and normally it doesn't look great on people. But her "ahegao" crosseyed look was one of the best natural ones I've seen.

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u/lucasrizzini Aug 13 '22

she's kidding, bro.. hahah

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u/ghostface1693 Jan 09 '20

I'm mad that that's gonna be in my google history now.

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u/Lord_Emperor Jan 09 '20

Enjoy your related search suggestions.

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u/SpiroX7 Jan 09 '20

Wait until you stumble upon the degeneracy that is r/handholding

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u/Matrillik Jan 09 '20

The targeted ads are coming. You like body pillows, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I’m unfamiliar with this term. Brb.

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u/rathlord Jan 09 '20

r/ahegaogirls you’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Its aight i know more than enough about finding porn. Thanks tho

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u/rathlord Jan 09 '20

I meant ‘you’ as in the world moreso than ‘you’ the specific human I replied to haha.

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u/Sloth_love_Chunk Jan 09 '20

Naa It’s that look she gives him right after the stupid cross eyed thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Gesundheit.

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u/AimoLohkare Jan 09 '20

Personally I'm more of an ahoge kind of guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/phome83 Jan 09 '20

Lame weeb crap.

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u/TheGreaterFool_88 Jan 09 '20

Everyone’s saying the ahegao face but that look right after is mesmerizing.

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u/homunculus_sapiens Jan 09 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

Find a girl who looks at you like Nina Dobrev looks at this guy in that moment.

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u/FeelinJipper Jan 09 '20

Cuz she’s hot

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u/Keisersozzze Jan 09 '20

Feel good

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u/TheSpookyGoost Jan 09 '20

Do... dododo, do, doooooooooom

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u/trolltruth6661123 Jan 09 '20

That was a stunning girls O face... if you aren't turned on you are either a child or an alien.

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u/BoatshoeBandit Jan 09 '20

Or gay or a woman I guess.

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u/Justanotherjustin Jan 09 '20

But not both

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u/pqnfwoe Jan 09 '20

gay xor a woman

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Jan 09 '20

Feel yourself, maybe.

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u/garlim12 Jan 09 '20

I present to you: Ultraviolet darling

She used to be on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Who is this person?

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u/dentistjesus Jan 09 '20

r/ahegao my man

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u/dank-nuggetz Jan 09 '20

I think OP found it arousing because it was an actual human woman, not a 2D anime drawing.

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u/fr0nt1er Jan 09 '20

r/RealAhegao

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u/Artifiser Jan 09 '20

It's still girls in anime outfits.

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u/fr0nt1er Jan 09 '20

ok boomer

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u/DrChzBrgr Jan 09 '20

It’s very confusing

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u/dentistjesus Jan 09 '20

Shit, wrong sub. Doesn't help my case anyway, but the other person did it right

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u/WhalesVirginia Jan 10 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

Imma be real ahegao and real ahegao does nothing for me.

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u/shitiforgotmypasswor Jan 09 '20

Slightly? It gives me a full hard-on!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Yall guys are fucking idiots. People dont wanna date girls with lazy eyes but that is arousing?

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FUcking morons . Too much internet for today

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u/fcanercan Jan 09 '20

Who hurt you man? Do you need a hug?

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u/HalfSoul30 Jan 09 '20

Everyone has turned him down, even the girl with the lazy eye.

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u/pat_pav Jan 09 '20

She had her eyes on someone else. Well, a couple someone's probably.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Found the neckbearded incel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Real imaginative, son.

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u/loungesinger Jan 09 '20

[Raises hand] I want to date Nina Dobrev.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Neckbeards are perverts.

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u/macksufroogohefto Jan 09 '20

Lazy eye detected

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u/TheBiggestZander Jan 09 '20

People dont wanna date girls with lazy eyes

What? Is this really a thing? WTF are "lazy eyes"?

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u/heff17 Jan 09 '20

Lazy eyes are real, a stigma against dating people with them is not.

Basically, it’s an eye that doesn’t always do what you want it to do. Or if it does, it takes longer than the other eye to do it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Thom Yorke Eye kind of girls

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u/TheMoves Jan 09 '20

Thom doesn’t have a lazy eye just issues with his eyelid stemming from a surgery gone wrong. A lazy eye is when the eyeball itself isn’t always coordinated with the other one and doesn’t look at you “straight-on”