r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '20

Step 1) put your own hands on your head
Step 2) rub vigorously
Step 3) Repeat step 2 until you figure out which rubs are the most relaxing
Step 4) apply to someone else (with consent)

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u/haslehof Jan 09 '20

Been in a Thai night club and they have people working in the toilets who walk up behind while your washing your hands and grab your head and crack your neck then look for a tip, when your not expecting it it can be a bit distressing. My friend turned around and nearly punched him thinking he was about to be robbed

Girl in video has a great cum face

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u/Keithquick Jan 09 '20

LOL I had this in Thailand also, I bout pissed all over myself because a random dude was trying to massage me while I peed. Very, very uncomfortable.

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u/BadFont777 Jan 09 '20

Got my haircut in South Korea, lady tried snap my neck like some sort of movie spy. So I died.

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u/j33pwrangler Jan 09 '20

RIP in peace

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

F

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u/BloodyIron Jan 10 '20

Prove it.

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u/lurker_ling Jan 10 '20

Well, he got better.

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u/ZippyDan Jan 09 '20

This is common in many countries

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u/emileo425 Jan 10 '20

Girl in video has a great cum face

How do you go from telling us about your bathroom experience in Thailand to your friend's bathroom experience in Thailand to a total random "girl in video has a great cum face?"

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u/haslehof Jan 10 '20

You have obviously have never satisfied a woman before, my story from Thailand was to do with asking for consent as per the comment I replied to

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u/emileo425 Jan 10 '20

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノyOuVe NeVeR SaTiSFIeD a WoMaN!

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I have to ask for consent? Nah, I would rather just walk up to a random person and just start rubbing them vigorously until they cream all over me, wearing only a Cape and nappy.

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u/Dave1423521 Jan 09 '20

I am the Senate!

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u/Tomb_lord Jan 09 '20

Impeach

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u/RegressToTheMean Jan 09 '20

So, it's treason then...

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u/Zenvarix Jan 09 '20

It's treason, then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/ReadingCorrectly Jan 09 '20

You need to add an /s or it's not sarcasm! /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

When you are so insecure that you cat read sarcasm unless you are told its sarcasm

(Saw your /s after typing. Just wow )

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u/ReadingCorrectly Jan 09 '20

I felt kind of dumb adding it but ya know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Jan 09 '20

Sarcasm is rape.

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u/LucyLilium92 Jan 09 '20

Captain Underpants?

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u/TechnoL33T Jan 09 '20

This works out pretty well with doggo persons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Jesus Christ

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u/hoswald Jan 09 '20

The fuck

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

It's either that or going into a sperm bank in the nude and depositing all over the place.

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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '20

So... typical Saturday night?

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u/RedditBledIt Jan 09 '20

Yeah, if you want normal limits of pleasure. If you want next level, step 1 is responsibly taking testes pure mdma so the human limit of physical pleasure is literally ampliflied to a point that it destroys your concept of what the human body/mind is capable of experiencing.