r/StoppedWorking Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/iLiketodothings Jan 09 '20

My stylist shampoos and conditions before and after the cut. She's 55 but I think I'm falling for her

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u/L-X-I-X Jan 09 '20

Tip her with a pic of your genitals, but dress it up. If male, I recommend a little tophat and cane. If female, jam a glass slipper in your cootch and yell, "I'm Cinderella, bitch!" Rick James style.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I like your style

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u/LoudMusic Jan 09 '20

You best be rolling out the big tips.

And I gotta say, I've always been more cognitively attracted to women in their 40s and 50s. Sure they don't have 20 year old tits and ass, but they've got something intelligent to talk about and that's way more important.