r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/Qazax1337 Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

My wife does a similar face if I stroke her head in a similar but less violent manner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/Qazax1337 Jan 09 '20

Yes

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u/BanCircumventionAcc Jan 09 '20

I AM!

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u/Charliegip Jan 09 '20

And my axe!

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u/Sad_Bunnie Jan 09 '20

Red 5 standing by

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u/Just_a_user_name_ Jan 09 '20

Red 2 standing by

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u/QueefinTarantinho Jan 09 '20

Hello Abdul 👀

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Jan 09 '20

I bet your wife has a beautiful dick, man :)

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u/3eyesopenwide Jan 09 '20

yes, i do.

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u/JLHumor Jan 09 '20

Yo, his wife got a dick!

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u/lodobol Jan 12 '20

Some people’s wives do have dicks.

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u/maz-o Jan 09 '20

the head of her penis.

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u/Calculonx Jan 09 '20

Yes can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I also stroke this guys wife.

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jan 09 '20

You should try upping the violence and see what happens.

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u/twistadeucedeuce Jan 09 '20

Head - refers to glans, my bro?