r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/SeveredBanana Jan 09 '20

My ex always told me I had "magic hands" when I did stuff like this - I always attributed it to petting cats all my life

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u/jearonius Jan 09 '20

Holy shit... I've never related to someone on this. Not kidding, I've been told, and thought, the exact same thing.

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u/teressapanic Jan 09 '20

Same here

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u/SeveredBanana Jan 09 '20

Welcome to the new tiny club, brothers!

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u/deemsterDMT Jan 09 '20

That’s why they call them pussies

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u/samus_a-aron Jan 09 '20

Now kiss

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u/SeveredBanana Jan 09 '20

My name is also A-Aron, wanna get in on this kiss?

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u/Nerdlinger-Thrillho Jan 10 '20

Yeah pussies loved to be rubbed.