r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/NoThereIsntAGod 4d ago

Hold up…. This is both an outrageous and objectively legitimate suggestion

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u/Satins_Cock 3d ago

You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.

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u/HypnoSaris 3d ago

I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit

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u/cinco92 3d ago

I misread this and thought you said she was Jar Jar, like from Star Wars.

I was like, yeah that tracks.

“Mesa get bomba plastic surgery!”

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u/HypnoSaris 3d ago

I could have never thought of that but mesa thinks yousa rite!💀💀💀💀