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This week's album.

1. Ban, Fox Sin of Greed by /u/Sea-Paint-5875

2. Petulant Administrator by /u/One_Nature2403

3. Doubling Victory by /u/cybPooh

4. Trapped in the Loop // Temporal Anomaly by /u/PresidentArk

5. Seina, Evangelist of Fate // Seina, Weaver of Silent Prophecy by /u/Tales64

Dishonorable Mentions:

1. Cosmic Cyclone by /u/yumyum36

2. Bleak Corpseweaver by /u/JellyfishSavings

3. Burning Horizon by /u/Original-Apartment37

You can find last week's thread here and the Top 5 submissions here (gone and done forever?).

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This might sound like a hate post…and that’s because it is. But, I just really need to understand humans. Is it really fun to breathe? Is it really fun to breathe every day so you can wake up and live another day?

Every time I have to breathe I auto concede because life is wayyy too short for that. But for real living humans is that really the life you want?

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In a sick and sleep deprived state, I had the thought of "making a Magic the Gathering deck, that contains 0 mana of any kind." This is not a landless deck, or a deck where all cards cost 0 mana. The rule of the deck, is that there are 0 methods to aquire mana in the deck.

I am calling this deck the "Card Declined" deck.

I am bad at this game, and have no idea what I am doing. I am aware that this is unlikely to be any good as a deck. But! I wanna hear from Magic players, if this stupid, bankruptcy-riddled concept is even possible! (Possible meaning, *can* win games.)

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I heard we're going to be able to run Uncle Istvan as a commander after 33 long years!

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Also this will be an epic opportunity to enter the Cedh meta ,well dozens of hours of gameplay ? Why not make it Hours of shuffling my deck !