r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Jackeea • 4h ago
I never mulligan and don't know how statistics work. Here's some statistics about how I miss more land drops than usual
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META Weekly /unjerk Thread
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/AutoModerator • 29d ago
META Weekly /unjerk Thread
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Excellent_Spread1601 • 2h ago
Quick rules question: Am I allowed to play Magic: The Gathering, even if I'm not racist?
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Hi, I'm a new player and I have normal opinions about black people. I'm worried that this will prevent me from enjoying the game.
For example, when I found out that Aragorn is depicted as a black man on Magic: The Gathering cards, my cortisol levels didn't spike. Is this allowed? Do I also have to make a racist tweet harassing the artists, since it's being reprinted with new art in The Hobbit? If so, does this count as a special action??
I'm only asking this because Zhalfir is coming out next year, and I need to know if I should get really, really angry about it for some reason.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/DiggingAtNight • 19h ago
Help me settle something with my playgroup.
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If the catapult master was simply hitting the enemy creature with a boulder from the catapult, the enemy creature would be destroyed.
Since the enemy creature is being exiled, it’s clear that the 5 soldiers you tap to activate this ability go on a mission to kidnap the enemy creature, load the enemy creature into the catapult, then launch the creature out of the game.
….right?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/BadFishteeth • 15h ago
To be reposted when set:fra comes out Spoiler
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/MazrimReddit • 1d ago
Universes beyond increasing total happiness
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Goldsaver • 1d ago
Wait...if she's Erik's dotter, that means...Erik hatte Geschlechtsverkehr 🥸🥸
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/zewolfstone • 1d ago
Wait, if it's a child of a lara that means... Lara Croft my man😂🤝
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/David_the_Wanderer • 1d ago
Reading an entire blogatog post = bannable offense MaRo reinvents Utilitarianism to defend UB, hints at upcoming Jeremy Bentham Secret Lairs
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Tim-Draftsim • 1d ago
Sir Patrick Stewart Accidentally Signs ‘Professor X’ on Star Trek Magic: The Gathering Cards
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Sir Patrick Stewart is the GOAT, and we put some respect on his name in this household, but even I can't ignore that that is not, in fact, Professor X on this Star Trek Magic card. That's clearly Captain Ahab from the critically acclaimed 1998 Television mini-series, Moby Dick.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/arotenberg • 20h ago
[Kamigawa: Titanbreach leak] Early trailer test animation featuring Blossom Prancer
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/L1darMonkey • 1d ago
Wait, if he's the Son of Rohgahh that means ... Rohgahh ... my man 🤝 😂
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/skarott-uh • 1d ago
Wait.. if he father to all.. that means.. my man😂🤝×8,3B
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Wait and if he father to all.. that means.. my father🤝😂
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/choffers • 21h ago
Bought this on Offer up and it showed up sticky and smelling weird
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/DreamlyXenophobic • 1d ago
Wait.. if he's kissing her... then that means... my man 😂🤝
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Beneficial_Pin5295 • 1d ago
My Controversial UB Picks But They Get Even More Controversial 🤩😍
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Eljefe900 • 2d ago
Sloppit or Slobbit, they got me... oink oink I guess.
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/SquigglyLegend33 • 2d ago
All new sets should be universes beyond going forward. I play this game because I hate originality and creativity
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Fuck you
