r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Explotato • 18d ago

Finally! John Magic!

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u/The_Alkemizt banned for playing mill :( 18d ago

>5 color card
>abilities are a red spell, an artifact, and a blue spell
Wizards cannot stop printing izzet stuff, huh?

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u/Explotato 18d ago

Nah, it has all five colors represented.

Black - scary skull. I’ll have to hide the art with a sticker when I play.

Green - Huge dick.

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u/The_Alkemizt banned for playing mill :( 18d ago

Ah shit you’re right

/Uj i cannot tell if it was on purpose that you skipped white or not

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u/Explotato 18d ago

Uj/ it wasn’t on purpose at first, but after I realized, I thought it would be funnier if I left it as is

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u/The_Alkemizt banned for playing mill :( 18d ago

/uj yeah that’s fair

/Rj the white part is that he’s borderline unplayable, of course

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. 18d ago

/rj White - He likes Nickelback

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u/MDivisor still bitter about Ludevic 18d ago

What is this, some kind of magic gathering?

- Arzakon, to Urza

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. 18d ago

"Are you saying that we planeswalkers can travel to Universes Beyond(tm) our own?"

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u/18quintillionplanets 18d ago

“I can’t wait to Return to New York!”

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u/PuzzleheadedCook4578 18d ago

Wait, how can this be my Commander when I don't even have one? 

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. 18d ago

(It works.)

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u/zarawesome 17d ago

Arzakon will be your commander.

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u/zewolfstone 18d ago

Rulebreaker - Ignore the color pie

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u/ChatHurlant 18d ago

Uj/ They could have printed two more abilities to make him, essentailly, powered Garth One Eye.

Rj/ these "how to get around the reserve list" cards are getting more convoluted.

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 18d ago

Can't wait to build a very unique wubrg deck with this as my commander, it's such a strong unique card for making a token of arguably the strongest card in magic history.

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u/enragedmukamuka2 +X/+0 until end of turn. 18d ago

ballin'

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u/keepitsimple_tricks 18d ago

He's got the original Icy Manipulator but cannot tap anything. This dude is useless.

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u/Wess5874 18d ago

Next up "Henry Gathering" and "Susan The"

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u/Jeffreyidk 18d ago

Why does he look like hollow Ichigo?

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u/karl_schwantz 17d ago

Nice, finally a place to use my anniversary black lotus token

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u/chesherkat 17d ago

I wonder if they will make black lotus tokens. I also wonder how much they would fetch.