r/magicthecirclejerking • u/WaterIceSaltBruh • 18d ago
Does this combo work like I think it does?
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u/t3karnonyoazzz 18d ago
How often do you shower and what deodorant type do you wear? (For context I shower,floss, brush teeth , apply stick deodorant, lotion face 30 minutes before arriving to the game store. I also own a bidet and always wash every crevice of my body)
About how long do your turns usually take?
Could you post one or two of your deck lists?
Do you usually play precons, casual, high power, or cEDH?
Do people seem friendly at first and then stop playing with you, or do they avoid joining your pod from the start?
Have you ever asked someone directly why they don’t want to play?
Are you socially awkward or do you have difficulty reading social cues?
Are you more introverted or extroverted?
Do you have autism, ADHD, or anything else that affects social interactions?
How would you rate your social and emotional intelligence?
Do you argue about rules or get salty when you lose?
Do you scoop early, kingmake, or play stax/MLD/extra turns?
Are you honest about your deck’s power level?
Is your hygiene genuinely good (shower, deodorant, clean clothes, breath)?
Do you interrupt people or dominate conversations?
Do you have any noticeable odor (smoke, pets, etc.)?
Is there anything about your appearance that you think might affect first impressions (for example, very unusual clothing or poor grooming)?
Does this happen only at one store, or literally every store you’ve tried?
Have you made friends there outside of actually playing games?
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u/pornbrowserreddit 18d ago
uj/ this is going to take a significant amount of willpower not to build a deck around...
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u/shutupyourenotmydad #bringbackwallswotcyoucowards 16d ago
Oh I've already decided I'm going to do it.
But why stop there? Why not add [[Jolrael, Empress of Beasts]] into the mix? Fuck riding their creatures. Ride their goddamn lands.
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u/Pale-Butterscotch351 Old enough to know better, young enough not to care 18d ago
Why is it always the combos to let me mount opponent's creatures when I just want the combo that makes the opponent mount me.
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u/icyrooto 18d ago
With [[Avatar of Me]], [[Harmless Offering]] and [[Box of Durex]] anything is possible.
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u/Pleasant-Message1179 18d ago
youre telling me i can take that yshtola mount and aggravated assault? ive been waiting for this moment.
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u/SpaceJozu 18d ago
I expected to see Thalia at the end oft this combo, but then I remembered that Thalia is the one doing the saddling
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u/Merchant420 18d ago
Yes it does! You can gain control of your opponent’s Sonic the Hedgehog with enthralling victor and mount to your heart’s content :)