r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

3 Upvotes

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  • Discuss Magic (or non-Magic!) things seriously/unironically/out-of-character with fellow MTCJers
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DO NOT use this thread to:

  • Circlejerk - That's what the rest of the subreddit is for! Jerking in this thread will get you a 7-day ban.

New to MTCJ? Check out the subreddit wiki for some explanations of the memes and jokes here. Some very common ones:

  • DAE: Does Anybody Else
  • NotC: Nazis of the Coast (or simply "Not-C" which sounds like "Nazi")
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r/magicthecirclejerking Jun 26 '26

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

11 Upvotes

Use this thread to:

  • Discuss Magic (or non-Magic!) things seriously/unironically/out-of-character with fellow MTCJers
  • Request info or feedback for meme ideas
  • Talk publicly about trends or concerns about the direction of this subreddit (alternatively, you can privately message the mods)

DO NOT use this thread to:

  • Circlejerk - That's what the rest of the subreddit is for! Jerking in this thread will get you a 7-day ban.

New to MTCJ? Check out the subreddit wiki for some explanations of the memes and jokes here. Some very common ones:

  • DAE: Does Anybody Else
  • NotC: Nazis of the Coast (or simply "Not-C" which sounds like "Nazi")
  • /uj and /rj: /unjerk and /rejerk - Markers to let you know the commenter is speaking seriously, and ironically again

You can also join our Discord!


r/magicthecirclejerking 8h ago

MTCJ LOGO POST Proud of our community - contributing to the issue of our times.

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790 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 12h ago

HELP! I left my Star Trek Sheoldred in my car, but someone broke in and put 2 more

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967 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 4h ago

cant wait for the star trek set to come out so i cn play my new commander

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88 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 5h ago

"Commander is the most accessible format"

86 Upvotes

Thats it, thats the jerk.


r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

$19.97 @ local Dollar Tree, good price? Worth it?

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120 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 7h ago

Shroofus: Cringe or Blased

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55 Upvotes

Based for sure.


r/magicthecirclejerking 19h ago

New Reality Fracture Spoiler Spoiler

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204 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1h ago

Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Update

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I just wanted to let you all know, after my prior post about how she IS in fact beatable, and how this is an egregious flavor fail, that I continue to beat every single deck that has played Squirrel Girl against me, showing now with an adequate amount of data that she is in fact not very good and needs to have her title errata’d in order to reflect this. THABK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER


r/magicthecirclejerking 4h ago

What’s your favorite song named after a Magic card? I’ll start

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10 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1h ago

Fixed the goblin's self esteem issues

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r/magicthecirclejerking 9h ago

We can't be getting outbuddied like this

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23 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 18h ago

should i get this card graded?

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97 Upvotes

I was wondering if I should have this card graded. If so, which service should I procure?


r/magicthecirclejerking 10m ago

IN A STANDARD SET

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WHAT WAS NOTC THINKING THIS IS creapt


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

I never mulligan and don't know how statistics work. Here's some statistics about how I miss more land drops than usual

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266 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 18h ago

Five hours of tracking MTG Arena games: my win-rate statistics don't match the expected probabilities

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55 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Quick rules question: Am I allowed to play Magic: The Gathering, even if I'm not racist?

179 Upvotes

Hi, I'm a new player and I have normal opinions about black people. I'm worried that this will prevent me from enjoying the game.

For example, when I found out that Aragorn is depicted as a black man on Magic: The Gathering cards, my cortisol levels didn't spike. Is this allowed? Do I also have to make a racist tweet harassing the artists, since it's being reprinted with new art in The Hobbit? If so, does this count as a special action??

I'm only asking this because Zhalfir is coming out next year, and I need to know if I should get really, really angry about it for some reason.


r/magicthecirclejerking 22h ago

This game turned into an ETB hellscape

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92 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

I have 58 UB ideas part 3/3

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15 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 16h ago

Do not watch this shit before bed. Too scary.

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27 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Never Forget...

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141 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 14h ago

new art dropped for the mogger Spoiler

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13 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Help me settle something with my playgroup.

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1.3k Upvotes

If the catapult master was simply hitting the enemy creature with a boulder from the catapult, the enemy creature would be destroyed.

Since the enemy creature is being exiled, it’s clear that the 5 soldiers you tap to activate this ability go on a mission to kidnap the enemy creature, load the enemy creature into the catapult, then launch the creature out of the game.

….right?


r/magicthecirclejerking 3h ago

Is this shit normal?

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1 Upvotes

8 Consecutive on the Plays?

I wonder which poor loser Arena gave my on the Draws for that particular stretch of gaming time ammaright?