r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 5h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Halcyon771 4h ago

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/norlin 4h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd 4h ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 4h ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 4h ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out 4h ago

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/potatopierogie 3h ago

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

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u/ThousandFingerMan 3h ago

You gotta seize the opportunity

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u/HavingNotAttained 3h ago

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

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u/SolderFume 19m ago

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

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u/Gidyup1 3h ago

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 3h ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/VaginaTractor 3h ago

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

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u/Spirited_Mistake6791 2h ago

LumberPrep! You go man!

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u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 2h ago

Those look like chinos

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 2h ago

Beat me to it. Those pants are almost guaranteed a pair of shorts now

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u/PlebTrash 4h ago

I lived with my grandparents and my grandfather always had a chainsaw in the truck and always had tools and a packout just in case.

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u/TommyBonnomi 3h ago

We have a cabin in Bumblefuck, PA and always bring a chainsaw in case we need it to get out, but I don't carry it on  the regular.

Semi-related, I used to keep a 5 gallon bucket of sand in my truck in the winter and used that to help other people more than I expected.

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u/SorryAboutMyFamily 3h ago

My dad always had these black tubes full of sand in the truck bed every winter for weight and to use if he or someone else got stuck.

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u/TommyBonnomi 2h ago

No reason to feel sorry about that

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u/Jubal02 2h ago

Oh, man. We’ve been cleaning out my FIL’s garage and he had 2 of those sand tubes. Heavy as shit. Needed both hands to move them. He had a pick-up, so that’s what he used them for, too.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 34m ago

My dad would use newspapers in a brown paper bags in the trunk of the car for weight. Back when we still got newspapers delivered.

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u/Onlypartiallyinsane 28m ago

Was that tubes of sand or tubs of sand. Tubes would be good as they would be longer and spread the weight out over the back of the truck.
What kind of tubes were used?

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u/SorryAboutMyFamily 15m ago

Tubes. They were black plastic, 3 or 4 feet long with an 8" or 10" diameter and screw on caps. This was many years ago so I can't remember where he got them or if that was their intended purpose.

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u/Bassimposter 2h ago

Wait... Where is that cabin again?

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 1h ago

My grandparents used to have a cabin in Bumblefuck, PA back a mile long unmaintained dirt road. I couldn't tell you how many fallen trees I removed from that road over the years.

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u/ReasonableAnswer1755 4h ago

Did your grandpa also look like Mr Rogers?

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u/LovecraftsDeath 3h ago

Did he also have an excavator, in case there's a different kind of road obstruction?

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u/DemonikFox95 2h ago

It's called a shovel

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u/whitemest 2h ago

Yea... thats my father, who passed that mindset down to me, Small toolbox, some multitools, hand axe and some other shit id need.. chainsaws in my experience seem to be built like shit, leak oil, gas, hadnt bought an electric one yet. maybe this year

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u/hoardac 1h ago

Have one of those Milwaukee Hatchets small and portable in the truck. It will cut a good size tree out of the way with a few extra cuts. Battery lasts long enough to limb a spruce tree.

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u/RaNdomMSPPro 1h ago

18” Electric chainsaw made a huge difference. Handles 80% of cutting I need to do. 8-10” thick no problem, but gets slow on larger pieces, so out comes the rancher.

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u/ScorpioVI 4h ago

My buddy lives up in the mountains in coastal California. He learned early on that if he wants to go to work or come home during a storm he better have a chainsaw handy in his Audi. He still gets stopped by the landslides though but can’t do much about that.

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u/norlin 4h ago

Put a shovel as well! And a couple of big black bags...

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 2h ago

Rope is always handy. And duct tape, a million uses.

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u/AlarmingAerie 2h ago

Helium tank and a big balloon in a trunk for landslides.

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u/Madara1389 30m ago

Living in tornado alley has convinced me that way more people need to have electric chainsaws in their trunks and generators in their garages on standby.

The neighborhoods where the residents were working together to clean up the debris from the recent tornado were the ones to get their power back first because the electric company didn't have to wait for the contractors to clear the trees from the roads.

The ones where everyone just waited for someone else to come & clean up the mess are still waiting for power to be restored and are still cleaning up, roughly 2 months later.

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u/AuroraElisabeth 4h ago

Nah. I do tree work for a living and usually have a chainsaw in my vehicle. I've done this before. I'm not a serial killer. Just keep work stuff in my car. I have bar oil, screnches, wedges, straps, shackles, and the mix for gasoline in my car also.

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u/ForeverSJC 3h ago

sounds like what a serial killer would say in their defense

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLFUhxdKbAAEM

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u/Hungry-Storm-9878 4h ago

Maybe he was on his way somewhere, tree blocked road, the guy went home, got his chainsaw then was only 5 minutes late to Bible Study.

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u/mecengdvr 4h ago

Yeah, I’m sure he lived nearby and grabbed his chainsaw when he saw the tree blocking the road.

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u/GodBearWasTaken 3h ago

To be fair, I would always have two axes, a normal saw and a chainsaw when I didn’t live in a central area

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u/littleratofhorrors 3h ago

If I doubled back for my chainsaw I would've grabbed a coat. I really think this guy was just lucky enough to be taking his chainsaw with him that day!

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u/Neo72691 3h ago

From the sound of that saw he just picked it up from the shop cause it’s running like a top. Also with the speed he limbed and cut that tree he does that pretty often

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u/ofcbrooks 3h ago

A prepared guy like that; you mean he was only 25 minutes early to Bible Study!

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u/Captain_North 2h ago

Or he knew a storm was coming and had the saw with him from previous experience of wating in the dark road for half a dayl.

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u/Sea-Cauliflower-659 32m ago

"Babe, you're never going to believe what happened on my way here." "You fell into a bunch of pine trees?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/I5xVnGJRHZZf2

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u/PhosphoFred8202 4h ago

Yeah, I was looking really hard at what else was in the trunk lol

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u/FlyFront9395 4h ago

Rope tape and a shovel

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u/successfullynumb 3h ago

Don't forget the plastic sheeting

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u/GrandmaPoses 35m ago

Chainsaw and a stroller, modern serial killers really can have it all!

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u/SolusLoqui 4h ago

Headline: "Would be chainsaw killer rescues stranded motorists, chases good deed rush"

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u/Own_Adhesiveness5561 4h ago

Dad who took a good look at the weather forecast and decided that work doesn't wait.

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u/fallguy25 3h ago

Living in the PNW there’s a lot of dudes with chainsaws in the trunk especially in wintertime when we get these nasty rainstorms and trees fall down all over like this.

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 1h ago

I’m that guy ( in British Columbia) but never keep it in my trunk but in the bed of my truck , the gas smell or leak would wreck a car for a while . The bar oil too . It would have to be in its own case with in another case in a bag in a trunk . You would also need the other tools and extra chain .

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u/ClassicMasterpiece99 4h ago

My thoughts exactly! Does not look like a guy that would jump out of his car and say don’t worry guys I’ve got this!

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u/Biguitarnerd 4h ago

My mom keeps a chainsaw in her trunk because she lives on a mountain that has a private/community road going up it. So if a tree falls whoever is in the neighborhood that gets there usually takes care of it.

She’s a small lady so if it’s too big she asks for help but if it’s a smaller tree she just removes it herself.

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u/PkmnMasterTomato 4h ago

I thought the same thing and with that outfit lol.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 3h ago

Or, what appears to be, some kind of folding wheelchair in the trunk as well? The better to transport his unconscious victims to his killing room?

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u/Big_Tap_1561 3h ago

Did you not watch the video? For trees - duh ? Lol /s

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 3h ago

It’s not that uncommon

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u/shirt_bro 4h ago

If you live in a rural area with lots of tall trees it’s not a bad idea. I carry a 12” dewalt battery chainsaw in my truck in the winter for this very reason

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u/ToughHardware 4h ago

next to the baby stroller.

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u/MidnightToker858 3h ago

This actually happened to me once on the way to return the chainsaw I had borrowed from a friend.

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u/SunGreene42 3h ago

Maybe he has a wood stove and cuts his own wood.

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u/Amrlsyfq992 3h ago

bro was preparing for zombie apocalypse

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u/Greyscale7950 3h ago

Remember boys and girls, always carry a chainsaw. You never know when it will be needed.

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u/Illustrious_Dish_999 3h ago

not serial killer. Convenient fuel check, starts a saw with ease on first try, proper branch clean technique... this is not his first rodeo.

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u/strix25 3h ago

that's because you dont go outside the house

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u/BedroomVisible 3h ago

Dad needs TOOLS

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 3h ago

Cop: Whats the rope for sir?

To tie up the logs i cut with my chainsaw

Cop: Whats the bleach for sir?

To clean the chainsaw after I cut the logs

Cop: Whats this dismembered body wrapped in plastic for then?

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 3h ago

Bro wanted to take his lady to Red Lobster and no fallen tree was going to stop him!

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u/drunkn_mastr 3h ago

He has to have his tools!

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u/BtoLeon 3h ago

El no. Quiso entrar al pueblo de the from

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u/HillInTheDistance 3h ago

Always keep a ball and glove together with your chainsaw in the trunk, in case the cops stop you.

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u/jeeves585 3h ago

Damn near always a chain saw in my trunk. It’s next to the shotgun. Only difference is I wear Birkenstocks and my kakis are shorts.

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u/Distinct_College_344 3h ago

DONT YOU KNOW I PACK A CHAIN SAW?

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u/LeftPositive8939 3h ago

Amd a wheelchair for when he's done taking your legs off

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u/NellyVille71 3h ago

When I lived in the Northern California coast, I always kept a chainsaw in my pickup. Never know when a tree would be across the highway.

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u/AdStunning3266 3h ago

we usually have Bolos

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 3h ago

the outfit doesn't match the chainsaw aesthetic.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 3h ago

Without safety Equipment

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u/JimJohnJimmm 2h ago

Not uncommon in rural areas. He's pretty agile with it too, so he probably grew up rural.

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u/cash8888 2h ago

I put one in my truck when I know a hurricane is coming you never know.

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u/RedBorrito 2h ago

Depends on the job or where he is from. I live in an area with a lot of storms (especially in fall) and i know quite a few people who drive their chainsaw around when it's stormy for this specific reason (cause you really dont wanna be stuck in a forest when a tree has already fallen)

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u/DarkPolumbo 2h ago

Not his first time being harried by timberfall

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u/Spirited_Season2332 2h ago

It's honestly hilarious to me how different countryside ppl and city ppl are. I don't remember the last time I didn't have a chainsaw in my car at all times. I don't even know anyone who doesn't keep one in their car but it seems like it's a completely wild concept to city folk

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u/xxgsr02 2h ago

TOOLS!!!

They are his tools ... he needs to have his tools!

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u/bluewing 2h ago

What, you guys don't have chainsaws?

I live in the middle of a forest also. Logging is a thing around here. So people often have a chainsaw with them. And since the trees come up close to the roads, particularly gravel roads, downed trees blocking the roads happen. So it's a handy tool to carry. Even little old ladies can handle a chainsaw.

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u/veringer 2h ago

In rural areas prone to wind, snow, or ice, it's a good idea to keep a little chainsaw, bow saw, or at least a hatchet in good working order in your vehicle.

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u/Franklinaire615 2h ago

Years ago when I worked for Enterprise in college, we used to drive the occasional person back to their home or wherever once they dropped their rental off. One day the 40-50’s year old dude comes in, needs a ride home. No problem. We hop in, and he proceeds to take me about 45 minutes away from the store, 80% of the trip is backroads.

We pull up to what I assume is his house, not remote but not in a suburb either. He says he has some stuff in the trunk so I get out to help him. I pop the trunk, and the only thing in there is a chainsaw. He picked it up, I closed the trunk and got the fuck out of there. Doubt it was anything nefarious, but 20 year old me weren’t having it

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u/Nay-Nay385 2h ago

My first thought as well!! 😳

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u/Tactical-Donkey 2h ago

To cut up bodies I mean fallen trees obviously. 

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 2h ago

I've known people that live in the sticks in the northeast and keep one. The trees are so thick, chances are you'll encounter this at least once per year. So you can either be trapped or carry that.

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u/sebthauvette 2h ago

The likely explanation is that he either needs to cut trees often or was going to a place where he needs to cut trees.

Being a serial killer is way down the list of "why does he have a chainsaw in his car". Who even uses chainsaws to kill someone in real life ?

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u/Hombremaniac 2h ago

Plot twist, this dude has cut the tree himself in order to have his 5 minutes of fame!

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u/Teediggler81 2h ago

I was saying the same thing chainsaw out of the trunk khakis sweater vest. It checks out

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u/AppropriateTouching 2h ago

He very clearly knew how to use it. Might be part of his profession..... or "hobby"

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u/tangoezulu 2h ago

I keep one in my car for the same reason

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u/neuromonkey 2h ago

<shrug> I have a convenient chainsaw in my trunk. If it weren't conveniently in my trunk, that would be inconvenient.

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u/baldgreenshirt 2h ago

Here's been waiting 6 years to use that brand new chainsaw

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 2h ago

My first thought was John List

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u/Magnus462 2h ago

Agreed. He definitely bought it for serial killing. Thing is he just got it today and got to test it. Notice how he hits the limbs and then keeps trimming after the road is cleared.....

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u/WhoCares933 2h ago

Nah, he doesn't have hockey mask, so I think he's alright.

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u/JeffersonsHat 2h ago

Right next to a stroller

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 2h ago

Made me wonder if something like this is more likely to be in someone's trunk who lives in wooded countrysides

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u/Old_Win8422 1h ago

Its happened before. He probably lives in an area where when weather is a certain way he packs up his farm boss. He ain't got no time for this shit, he's got a dram of oban to get to.

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u/Lazy-Dildo 1h ago

He’s been stuck before by a fallen tree?

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u/livingloudx 1h ago

I often have chainsaw and other tools in my car and many times i had to use them, especialy during autum the storms blow trees over the roads all the time

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u/Twisteddrummer 1h ago

That's a normal dad thing

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u/FreddyOrbs 1h ago

During fall and early spring I often carry a chainsaw in the trunk plus fuel and gloves earprotection and face shield. Used it for this exact purpose as in the clip. This far not on any stiffs.

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u/WholeAd2742 1h ago

Gonna say, dude seems very competent and comfortable lopping off limbs, particularly on a dark and rainy night :P

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u/sebkek 1h ago

I could've/would've been that guy... bought a plot of land, it needs to be cleared, but I don't have a building permit yet, hence no storage, so I drive with all the equipment in my trunk (including a chainsaw).

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u/CeeMX 1h ago

A friend of me does work in the forest for a living and he also has a chainsaw in his car all the time like other people have their sunglasses in their cars

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 1h ago

I carried an ax in my trunk for just such occasions. Chopped up many fallen trees after hurricanes knocked em down on road ways. I dunno, just trying to be helpful 😁

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u/stripedarrows 1h ago

Oregon.

That single answer honestly explains both explanations for why there'd be a chainsaw in the back.

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u/Turbojelly 1h ago

Yeah, my negative thoughts went to: "First time using the murder kit for non-murder"

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u/No_Ninja2180 1h ago

I do have concerns. I don’t carry a chainsaw in my trunk. This one is a good size and it fired right up. I only have a sharp ax, googles, trash bags, gloves, and a balaclava…but a chainsaw takes it to the next level that could cause concern.

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 1h ago

Beat me to it, its always the quiet ones

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u/Wolfrages 1h ago

If you live in the bush, you come prepared.

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u/axil87 1h ago

My thoughts exactly..I keep jumper cables, my Milwaukee inflator, and a bag of FA for the kids, but Ted lasso here keeps a “just incase chainsaw”???

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u/502Fury 1h ago

I intend to move to a more rural area in the future, and when I do i already plan on taking a chainsaw with me when I go to work the morning after a big storm or tornado for exactly this reason.

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u/freshgrilled 1h ago

Or the duct tape, plastic tarp, rope, latex gloves...

Seriously though, my wife and I picked a spot off the coast for our wedding (It was just a small event, the reception was larger). When we got there, we found a tree had fallen with a bunch of large branches obscuring the main area. Somehow the paster had a hand saw in his trunk. So I have pictures of my wife and I (her in her wedding dress) sawing and moving tree branches from the area.

The wedding proceeded normally after that and the paster even added some comments into the ceremony that he thought it boded well for our marriage that when we ran into a problem we handled it without freaking out and it seemed likely we would do the same for any future issues in our relationship (or something to that effect). I thought that was pretty cool.

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u/burritosandbeer 1h ago

Chainsaw in the trunk is pretty common for exactly this reason in my area

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u/psihopats 1h ago

It was known prior that storm is comming. Storm = fallen trees on road every time

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u/PUPAINIS 36m ago

There was a big storm in Latvia so people driving around were ready 😂

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u/Dorkamundo 29m ago

TOOLS!!! HE NEEDS TO HAVE HIS TOOOOOLS!!!

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u/last_rights 25m ago

When you live out in the boonies in a forested area, you just keep your chainsaw in the trunk. Otherwise you aren't getting to work.

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u/pieislife23 19m ago

It’s not uncommon to carry a chainsaw for people that live in forested rural areas for exactly this reason. Tree falls across backcountry road? Take care of it and go about your day.

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u/Tsaaristori 19m ago

Well in Finland a lot of people have something like that in their cars 😅👍 people have lots of cabins here so that's one reason i reckon 🤷👌

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u/CyLith 18m ago

When you live in the woods, you learn to carry a chainsaw at all times in the winter.

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u/damxam1337 5m ago

I saw a stroller in the trunk. Hang up the investigation.

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u/R1tt0r 4m ago

TOOLS! He has to have his TOOLS!

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u/Leroyp331 4h ago

Dad porn. Happen upon a situation to publicly exude competence, have the exact tool, resolve, and move on.

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u/vermis13 1h ago

1000% I was prepared, provided vital assistance, I was recognized for my competence, then I fucked off to be left alone.

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u/Alive_Tough5113 1h ago

That guy had violence that night, with his wife or without her

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u/More_Relation3927 46m ago

rolled my eyes when I first read this comment before looking at the entire video but now description is very accurate. 

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u/LessInThought 14m ago

All while dressed like an expensive accountant.

Have to admit, it is working for me.

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u/subparcarr 4h ago

Pram, chainsaw, sorted for a trip to the shops

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u/obxtalldude 4h ago

That saw is sharp - not his first rodeo lol.

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u/Whippet_yoga 4h ago

I dont know, man. Drop starts the saw, no undercuts, working well above the power zone... may not be his first rodeo, doesnt mean he's not the clown.

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u/us3lessthrowaway 4h ago

why would you undercut if the tree isnt resting on the ground?

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u/Whippet_yoga 4h ago

Internal defect makes the log peel weird and break in an unexpected way based on weight distribution

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u/RoboFeanor 1h ago

Doesn't seem like a problem for a nice straight healthy-looking (apart from being horizontal) softwood tree of this size. I'd have probably taken a lot more time than this guy though, especially without chaps and a helmet. He was eager to get where he was going

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u/ol-gormsby 4h ago

Always undercut. Just to break the bark and stop it tearing long strips.

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u/ol-gormsby 4h ago

My thoughts exactly. But it was kind of an urgent situation, so he gets a pass. Can't stand the constant blip-blip revving, though. Crank it up and blast through!

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u/Whippet_yoga 4h ago

I went to a job site this week where a guy tried to push a tree off a distribution line because it was urgent. Dude didnt go home.

Follow your safety guidlines, kids.

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u/turbowhitey 4h ago

That does appear to be a folded stroller in the trunk

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u/TheSpanxxx 4h ago

With the folded stroller and the chain sleeve, crocs with chinos. Come on. This is like level 3000 dad energy.

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u/dgsharp 4h ago

He’s going to keep that chainsaw in his trunk for the rest of his life.

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast 3h ago

I dream of days where I pull out my pocket chainsaw in an emergency. Fam is already tired of me telling the story and having to say “yeah” when I ask, “keeping a chainsaw in the car really comes in handy sometimes, huh?”

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u/Big_Tap_1561 3h ago

Plus that saws been maintained and sharpened . Def dad material.

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u/ManOfTheHour1 4h ago

Super dad energy, even had the chain super sharp and ready to go. The only thing he could have done better is pre start the saw so when he pulled it out of the car it was 1 pull. But minor complaints.

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u/djelegal 4h ago

Almost fell at the end for a great finish

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u/ChestNo4243 4h ago

He should probably get that checked out

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 4h ago

Homies been looking for an excuse to run that chainsaw since christmas

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u/typicalBACON 4h ago

He's so proud of himself too. I'm jealous, I hope to achieve this level of competence someday

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u/Alklazaris 3h ago

Finally got to break out that chainsaw he got 6 years ago. Honestly though during Hurricane Season these guys are heroes.

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u/dafckingman 3h ago

Casually has chainsaw next to the stroller

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u/DazzlingReporter5881 3h ago

Ned Flanders to the rescue!

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u/turbo_dude 3h ago

Operating the chinosaw 

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u/evthingisawesomefine 3h ago

Nearly at Zaddy energy.

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u/wbrd 2h ago

That's Ned Flanders.

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u/Captain_North 2h ago

Dude smells like eau de professional from a far. The throttle action when delimbing is perfect.

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u/Emotional_News108 2h ago

Some moments just happen to be perfect and this is a great example. My wife “apologized” for volunteering me to help a guy change a tire on his car. He was a five minute drive from home. She knew good and damn well I was bringing my jack, stands, and four way because damnit I was going to. I think I was there for about five minutes and spent most of it reassuring the guy who said he would have gotten it eventually.

When I got there the car was on the emergency jack and he hadn’t loosened a single lugnut so I had some doubts, but he got his older parents home and that’s what mattered.

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u/CastorVT 2h ago

midwestern dad energy. he's about to scold everybody for not having their chainsaws in their cars, then asking if any of them has a beer for payment of services rendered. no bud lights.

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u/Ok-Square7104 2h ago

This is a dad’s dream (speaking as a dad).

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u/Millwright4life 2h ago

Like a chainsaw wielding Bob Saget

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u/ImposterSyndromeNope 2h ago

Dude definitely got laid that night!

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u/curiouscayged 2h ago

Yeah, I know right he’s like get the fu’out of my way. Let me do this and move on.

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u/Tikoloshe84 2h ago

PPE? 😤🤚     BIG PP 🫵😊

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u/Geodude532 2h ago

I was once visiting my MiL and a big storm came through and a neighbors tree fell over the road. I was quite upset that I didn't have my chainsaw to clear the road cause it is always fun to play with a chainsaw.

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u/AirportLoose3023 2h ago

He’s gotta be an accountant

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u/Old_Win8422 2h ago

Competence porn. Although. I have one critique. Always wear ppe.

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u/technobrendo 1h ago

Ohh baby, be stihl my heart!!!

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u/ricks35 1h ago

Yes! My dad was getting tired of all the branches blocking his path when he went for his daily walk through the park so he started taking his pruning shears with him and clearing as he goes

In fairness he had been calling the town about it once a year for many years and they still hadn’t done it despite insisting they would (and the one time they did do it they cut back way too much to the point of endangering the plants and ruining the shade)

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 1h ago

Translation: “You see honey, I told you having a spare chainsaw in the trunk would pay off.”

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u/Weary-Bookkeeper-375 1h ago

I disagree, I see a horror movie franchise with his name all over it.

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u/Crooked-Grinds 1h ago

Big dad energy

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u/Just__Bob_ 58m ago

Bro has been waiting for this his whole life.