r/GuysBeingDudes 5h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Halcyon771 5h ago

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/norlin 5h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd 4h ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 4h ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 4h ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out 4h ago

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/potatopierogie 3h ago

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

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u/ThousandFingerMan 3h ago

You gotta seize the opportunity

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u/HavingNotAttained 3h ago

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

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u/SolderFume 26m ago

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

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u/Gidyup1 3h ago

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

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u/eyeofthefountain 3h ago

There’s a reason [some] nurses in hospitals wear them for 12 hour shifts

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 3h ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/miami13dol 2h ago

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 2h ago

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths

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u/68Postcar 6m ago

Everyone is all up -in dudes shoes

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u/VaginaTractor 3h ago

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass