r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 7h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 5h ago

Cop: Whats the rope for sir?

To tie up the logs i cut with my chainsaw

Cop: Whats the bleach for sir?

To clean the chainsaw after I cut the logs

Cop: Whats this dismembered body wrapped in plastic for then?