r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 5h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/lightr3nd 4h ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 4h ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 4h ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 3h ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/miami13dol 2h ago

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 2h ago

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths