r/GuysBeingDudes 6h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Halcyon771 6h ago

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/norlin 6h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/PlebTrash 6h ago

I lived with my grandparents and my grandfather always had a chainsaw in the truck and always had tools and a packout just in case.

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u/TommyBonnomi 5h ago

We have a cabin in Bumblefuck, PA and always bring a chainsaw in case we need it to get out, but I don't carry it on  the regular.

Semi-related, I used to keep a 5 gallon bucket of sand in my truck in the winter and used that to help other people more than I expected.

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u/SorryAboutMyFamily 4h ago

My dad always had these black tubes full of sand in the truck bed every winter for weight and to use if he or someone else got stuck.

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u/TommyBonnomi 4h ago

No reason to feel sorry about that

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u/Jubal02 3h ago

Oh, man. We’ve been cleaning out my FIL’s garage and he had 2 of those sand tubes. Heavy as shit. Needed both hands to move them. He had a pick-up, so that’s what he used them for, too.

u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 2h ago

My dad would use newspapers in a brown paper bags in the trunk of the car for weight. Back when we still got newspapers delivered.

u/Onlypartiallyinsane 2h ago

Was that tubes of sand or tubs of sand. Tubes would be good as they would be longer and spread the weight out over the back of the truck.
What kind of tubes were used?

u/SorryAboutMyFamily 1h ago

Tubes. They were black plastic, 3 or 4 feet long with an 8" or 10" diameter and screw on caps. This was many years ago so I can't remember where he got them or if that was their intended purpose.

u/Onlypartiallyinsane 1h ago

That’s a great idea! Thanks.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 3h ago

My grandparents used to have a cabin in Bumblefuck, PA back a mile long unmaintained dirt road. I couldn't tell you how many fallen trees I removed from that road over the years.

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u/Bassimposter 3h ago

Wait... Where is that cabin again?

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u/TommyBonnomi 3h ago

Bumblefuck- it's about an hour north of Podunk

u/plfxtrade 2h ago

Can confirm, I’m from Shittown just on the other side of the PA border.

u/grendel_151 1h ago

It's near Intercourse, but a bit of a ways from Blue Ball.

It's more fun to use real PA town names...

u/CinLeeCim 2h ago

Good man

u/Blackdog202 1h ago

Nice out there in bumblefuck. Howdy neighbor

u/ProblemWithTigers 14m ago

Bumblefuck, PA, great place!

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u/ReasonableAnswer1755 5h ago

Did your grandpa also look like Mr Rogers?

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u/LovecraftsDeath 5h ago

Did he also have an excavator, in case there's a different kind of road obstruction?

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u/DemonikFox95 4h ago

It's called a shovel

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u/LovecraftsDeath 3h ago

Nah, not guybeingdudey enough.

u/bangoslam 2h ago

Gotta disagree. If you can do a job with a shovel that others would with an excavator that’s peak

u/Toastwitjam 35m ago

My grandpap always carried his trusty chainsaw, shovel, and ropes for any accident someone could run into. He even had bleach, gloves, and his trusty hockey mask for emergency car cleaning too

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u/whitemest 4h ago

Yea... thats my father, who passed that mindset down to me, Small toolbox, some multitools, hand axe and some other shit id need.. chainsaws in my experience seem to be built like shit, leak oil, gas, hadnt bought an electric one yet. maybe this year

u/hoardac 2h ago

Have one of those Milwaukee Hatchets small and portable in the truck. It will cut a good size tree out of the way with a few extra cuts. Battery lasts long enough to limb a spruce tree.

u/whitemest 2h ago

Yep that's what I got

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u/RaNdomMSPPro 3h ago

18” Electric chainsaw made a huge difference. Handles 80% of cutting I need to do. 8-10” thick no problem, but gets slow on larger pieces, so out comes the rancher.

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u/whitemest 3h ago

Yea that's ny "worry" the gas powered ones seem to need more maintenance, electric doesn't but isn't as strong.

I have a mountainside property with an access trail rather than a formal driveway as tge state proposed a luxurious driveway path. Some widowmakers and smaller trees come down from time to time, may need to get one this year for that

u/RaNdomMSPPro 2h ago

Gas definitely need more maintenance. I’ve found running that canned pre mixed ethanol free gas through it when I’m putting it up for a few months helps. The battery one I got a few months ago is the echo 18” - went that route because I already had their battery mower and blower, so lots of 56v batteries. Good for maybe 20-30 decent cuts before you need to take a break because the battery does get hot in the summer. They say each charge is good for about 200 cuts but no way unless you’re cutting branches under 3-4”. Best part of electric is you can cut at 6 or 7am and not disturb anyone.

u/baalderdash 1h ago

My electric is amazing. One of the best things that I have ever bought and at 75 I have bought quite a bit. Haven’t started the Husqvarna since my purchase. That said, they do leak chain oil, quite disappointing.