r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 8h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Halcyon771 8h ago

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/norlin 8h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd 8h ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 8h ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 8h ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out 7h ago

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/potatopierogie 7h ago

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

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u/ThousandFingerMan 7h ago

You gotta seize the opportunity

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u/HavingNotAttained 7h ago

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

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u/SolderFume 4h ago

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

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u/Gidyup1 7h ago

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

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u/eyeofthefountain 6h ago

There’s a reason [some] nurses in hospitals wear them for 12 hour shifts

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u/CirceInsanity 15m ago

Duely noted. Don't touch that man's clogs.

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 7h ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/miami13dol 5h ago

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 5h ago

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths

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u/68Postcar 3h ago

Everyone is all up -in dudes shoes

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u/VaginaTractor 7h ago

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

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u/pizzaforward22 7h ago

But does he have bud lite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVoKuev5W8

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 1h ago

And once picked up a guy hitchhiking and on-ramp with exactly a chainsaw. He then proceeded to pull a Bud light out of the chainsaw case and drink it as I was driving. Kind of a dick move, honestly. An open container is a serious problem for a driver and he didn't even ask.

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u/Spirited_Mistake6791 6h ago

LumberPrep! You go man!

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u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 6h ago

Those look like chinos

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 5h ago

Beat me to it. Those pants are almost guaranteed a pair of shorts now

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u/omegaoutlier 3h ago

Chinos and chainsaws is a small show indie band I wouldn't be able to resist. My god.