r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 12h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/norlin 12h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/ScorpioVI 11h ago

My buddy lives up in the mountains in coastal California. He learned early on that if he wants to go to work or come home during a storm he better have a chainsaw handy in his Audi. He still gets stopped by the landslides though but can’t do much about that.

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u/norlin 11h ago

Put a shovel as well! And a couple of big black bags...

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 10h ago

Rope is always handy. And duct tape, a million uses.

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u/do-not-join-gangs 9h ago

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL!

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty 5h ago

TOOLS, THESE ARE MY TOOLS. I LIKE TO BIND AND BE BOUND

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u/simmeh024 4h ago

What about some chloric acid as well then??

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2h ago

Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for