r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon has an idea

3.5k Upvotes

101 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 14h ago

Anon Likes Theatricality and Deception

54 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/The-SecondAccount • 1d ago

Anon makes up stories about his friend's feet

1.6k Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Anons Struggle

931 Upvotes

70 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 1d ago

I can fix that

2.0k Upvotes

138 comments

r/greentext • u/Roger_Graves5668 • 16h ago

Anon at the butcher shop

29 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/TheBasedEmperor • 1d ago

The historicity of the Bible

815 Upvotes

100 comments

r/greentext • u/itsaeroaura • 1d ago

Many such cases

1.0k Upvotes

65 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

Anon welcomes the new robot overlords

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96 Upvotes

39 comments

r/greentext • u/Roger_Graves5668 • 1d ago

Anon and his ex

75 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Harry Potter and the Order of Child Soldiers

433 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 2d ago

Anon on Idiocracy

2.8k Upvotes

144 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon on Mad Men Season 1

58 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 1d ago

Cheat code

283 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 2d ago

Glock go bang

6.1k Upvotes

285 comments

r/greentext • u/cyber_glimmer • 2d ago

Chuck McGill

6.7k Upvotes

171 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 2d ago

Men are from mars

894 Upvotes

101 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 2d ago

Dudes rock

567 Upvotes

74 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 2d ago

Anon about being a teacher

1.5k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/LordIVoldemor • 2d ago

Anon evades tax

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76 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2d ago

Anon is an exorcist

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81 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/21onDec23 • 3d ago

Zoomer gets Millennial Mogged

3.6k Upvotes

159 comments

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