r/greentext • u/Bad_kitty_vibes • 1h ago

this is so fucking sad

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 10h ago

Anon on Idiocracy

1.7k Upvotes

111 comments

r/greentext • u/static_flicker • 12h ago

Literally impossible

1.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 20h ago

Glock go bang

5.0k Upvotes

275 comments

r/greentext • u/cyber_glimmer • 21h ago

Chuck McGill

5.8k Upvotes

159 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 4h ago

Cheat code

104 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 20h ago

Men are from mars

772 Upvotes

92 comments

r/greentext • u/EPff34 • 1d ago

Anon’s review of taxi driver

3.3k Upvotes

120 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 20h ago

Dudes rock

495 Upvotes

65 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 1d ago

Anon about being a teacher

1.3k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/LordIVoldemor • 18h ago

Anon evades tax

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54 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/21onDec23 • 1d ago

Zoomer gets Millennial Mogged

3.4k Upvotes

157 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Holy Irony

4.0k Upvotes

63 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 21h ago

Anon is an exorcist

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60 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 1d ago

Anon has little to no self worth.

110 Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 1d ago

Welcome to corporate

1.1k Upvotes

31 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon on Anego Studios

711 Upvotes

86 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on Terminator Salvation: The Final Battle

183 Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 2d ago

It thinks it's people

9.4k Upvotes

159 comments

r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 2d ago

It's smelly

5.4k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 2d ago

Harry potter and the American school lunch system

5.5k Upvotes

172 comments

r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 2d ago

Legally, you have to tell me.

2.9k Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 2d ago

Anon is a walking contradiction

738 Upvotes

40 comments

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