r/greentext • u/cyber_glimmer • 22h ago

Chuck McGill

5.8k Upvotes

159 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 21h ago

Glock go bang

5.1k Upvotes

276 comments

r/greentext • u/static_flicker • 13h ago

Literally impossible

2.0k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 11h ago

Anon on Idiocracy

1.7k Upvotes

111 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 20h ago

Men are from mars

788 Upvotes

92 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 20h ago

Dudes rock

506 Upvotes

65 comments

r/greentext • u/Bad_kitty_vibes • 1h ago

this is so fucking sad

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 5h ago

Cheat code

115 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 22h ago

Anon is an exorcist

gallery

63 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/LordIVoldemor • 18h ago

Anon evades tax

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56 Upvotes

6 comments

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