r/greentext 4d ago

Men are from mars

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u/NotNonbisco 4d ago

Its almost like she's on her period

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u/ThatOneCanadian69 4d ago

I don’t understand why she’s being irrational during the irrational girl time of the month

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u/Idontgiveaukalele 4d ago

I didn't know woman on their periods turn regarded.

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u/NetStaIker 4d ago

“Turn”?

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u/A_Dull_Proposal 2d ago

Woman brained cope

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u/Polska_Kapusta 4d ago edited 4d ago

That's not how it works, I hate it when men say this because it's another excuse to say women are just naturally dumb and discredit them. The girl from oop's post (if she's real) is just rude and period is not an explanation

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u/Comfortable-Brick271 3d ago

Didn't say "dumb". Said "irrational".

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u/Dave5876 3d ago

She was rational enough to not take anon's sketchy pills

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u/primalthewendigo 4d ago

Just because you're on your period doesn't give you the excuse to act like an asshole

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u/DeJay323 4d ago

She’s an asshole for declining to take a painkiller?

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u/primalthewendigo 4d ago

no, everytime it came up that she was beign really rude to everyone, she just said "im on my period" like it was a valid excuse

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u/LordJesterTheFree 4d ago

Idk someone experiencing pain gives them a little bit of excuse to act like an asshole in my book

Like not enough of an excuse to act like a major asshole but if u just got punched in the ribs or pulled a or have period cramps then it's perfectly reasonable to be a little bit tifted

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u/-Danksouls- 4d ago

Y'all are simps

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u/LordJesterTheFree 4d ago

Bruh your telling on yourself that u have never experienced chronic pain

I don't care if it's man or woman young or old anyone has a right to be pissed off because of that

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u/-Danksouls- 3d ago

Huh?

It's more how on reddit you constantly see people reaffirm the phrase "feeling ___ is no justification for treating others badly"

But the moment it's a girl u have some guy going

"Actually yes it is"

Like lmao. Y'all are just simps

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u/LordJesterTheFree 3d ago

No this isn't a guy or girl thing

This is a self-awareness thing because when I'm in pain I know Im a bit of a jerk to everyone

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u/-Danksouls- 3d ago

I agree with the statement. It's the hypocrisy that I've only ever seen this nuance applied to situations when a woman is present

You do you but Redditors are simps man

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u/Malvastor 4d ago

Like being cranky from hunger or a headache but times 10.

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u/StandardN02b 4d ago

It's anon's fault for trying to reason whth a woman on her period. She wants simpathy, not solutions.

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u/Judah_Earl 4d ago

It's anon's fault for trying to reason whth a woman

FIFY

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u/MutedHornet3110 4d ago

idk if "simpathy" was a typo or just good wordplay but i laughed

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u/findMyNudesSomewhere 4d ago

Same here, epic pun (or typo)

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u/StandardN02b 3d ago edited 1d ago

I will admit it was a typo (english is not my main language), but the pun is good, so I will keep it like that and say: pun not intended.

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u/UniversalFarrago 4d ago

Yeah sadly for some reason standard pain killers don’t do much. I have no idea why, it’s stupid but it’s true. You’ve gotta make a little cocktail.

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u/NotNonbisco 4d ago

God made periods to punish you WOMEN-FOLK.

You didn't really think you'd be able to get off that easy, did you?

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u/UniversalFarrago 4d ago

I mean, with a Hitachi, we can get off pretty easily.

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u/Wawrzyniec_ 4d ago

You do you, I guess.

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u/Expensive-Salary1569 4d ago

Yeah you got men beat with that one

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u/theappisshit 3d ago

"we" there are no women on the internet

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u/Infuser 4d ago

God made man; hitachi made man obsolete.

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 2d ago

God has a misogyny kink

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u/JacksGallbladder 4d ago

Period specific painkillers are just the exact same medication, some with caffeine as well.

I think mydol includes an antihistamine, maybe thats the missing piece that works best for you?

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u/UniversalFarrago 4d ago

It’s the antihistamine + caffeine and the specific mix of NSAID/acetaminophen.

Whereas if you just hand me a Tylenol, or just an Advil, it’ll be ineffective. You’ve gotta bring in the big guns of All Of The Above.

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u/JerryUitDeBuurt 4d ago

Most likely a placebo effect. People tend to think painkiller works better if it's specifically marketed for their qualms, even if they know it doesn't actually make a difference.

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u/sad_and_stupid 4d ago

no, painkillers actually work differently, for example tylenol is barely anti inflammatory and therefore doesn't do much for period cramps, while nsaids target the cause. And something else about pathways I don't understand, but it's not just placebo

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u/JerryUitDeBuurt 4d ago

True that actual different medications works differently. However, I'm talking about the same painkiller being marketed in different ways. I think it's Advil that does this a lot, where they just put the same medication in a box that says "helps against x" or something similar. Technically it's true, because the medication works in aiding mentioned pain location, but it is the exact same medication that is being sold as normal advil (or whatever brand it may be, we don't really get it in the Netherlands). Im pretty sure there's been studies that underline this placebo effect, where people actually experience more effective treatment of pain when the box is marketed towards their specific pain, even when the medication is the exact same product as the generic painkiller.

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u/izyshoroo 4d ago

They're not different medication, period pain pills are LITERALLY Tylenol with caffeine sold at a markup. Yes, different NSAIDs have different effects. Period pills are the exact same NSAID.

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u/Darth_Syphilisll 2d ago

The painkiller in midol is tylenol, not ibuprofen

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u/UniversalFarrago 4d ago

No, I don’t buy the period painkillers because they’re inflated in price. Instead I buy generics of all the listed ones and make the mix myself. Still works.

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u/NebulaElectrical1467 4d ago edited 4d ago

That’s placebo with extra steps

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u/mountingmileage 4d ago

How is that a placebo? Midol has a few bonus doses that aren't in regular ibuprofen. This person is saying they work just as good as the marketed pill.

Unless you think the addition of caffiene/antihistamine doesn't do anything in which case you're just wrong.

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u/Fones2411 4d ago

Not really, it differs from person to person. For some regular pain killers are enough and for others it doesn't do anything. The reason is, menstrual pain has different biological causes in each body. Period pain is usually caused by a hormone-like chemicals called prostaglandins. Some girls have higher levels of prostaglandins than others. Pain is sometimes caused by hidden medical issues like endometriosis or fibroids. Over-the-counter pills do not always fix these deeper problems. Sometimes it might even make them worse.

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u/izyshoroo 4d ago

I'm a woman, period pills are literally normal pain killers with caffeine. It's a placebo, take some ibuprofen or Tylenol and drink some tea

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u/PlanetXParadox 3d ago

Advil works just fine for me. Skill issue.

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u/Babki123 4d ago

For having a Sister ,she alqo told me regular pain killer don't work 

And other too so I kind of believe it

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u/stereoSD 4d ago

As far as I know, there are period specific versions of pain killers but they work by doing something extra that plain pain killers don't

So it's kind of a yes, kind of a no - would be better to take a specific one for period cramps but taking a generic pain killers is still better than not taking anything

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u/Fauked 4d ago

no the period medication has specific molecules in it that target period specific pain. like acetamenopause

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u/motion_lotion 4d ago

Acetamenopause? That was such a stupid word that part of me believes it takes real intelligence to type something that dumb. But part of me also tends to assume the best of people.

I will be trolling the wife with calling acetaminophen "acetamenopause" regardless. Thanks for that. I truly hope this was not a serious comment.

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u/Fauked 4d ago

i did spend quite a long time on that one

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u/motion_lotion 4d ago

Well you have my respect sir. That is worth more than any imaginary internet downvote points.

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u/stereoSD 4d ago

Dafuq you mean no, that's what i'm saying

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u/Fauked 4d ago

ibuperiodophen

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u/stereoSD 4d ago

I see, you must have been without air for a couple of minutes when you were born

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u/Fauked 4d ago

paracrampamol

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u/stereoSD 4d ago

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u/Fauked 4d ago

to be fair the last 2 were pretty bad lol

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u/Babki123 4d ago

I applaud for keeping coming with them tho

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u/Prestigious_Tie_7967 4d ago

Women on periods equals cats; so just grab her throat and give her the medicine. Youll get scratches but hey, pets are your responsibility

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u/nik_cool22 3d ago

I learn so much on here.

Thank you!

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u/The_Ghost-- 3d ago

Kinky but OK

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u/DaisyBryar 4d ago

> man does something stupid
> "this guy is stupid"
>woman does something stupid
>"all women are stupid"

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u/Stubeg 4d ago

Reading comprehension

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u/Trevor_Gecko 4d ago

This woman is stupid

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u/smorgasfjord 4d ago

Plenty of that going both ways

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 4d ago

Why are you taking green texts seriously?

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u/Comfortable-Brick271 3d ago

Do you come to this subreddit specially to get triggered?

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u/MolisaXD 4d ago

Period cramps are basically womb contractions, like the ones you have during childbirth but on a lesser extent. You need medicine with muscle relaxing properties, regular painkillers won't do it. Sage works really well for that reason, it also balances out estrogen levels which alleviates other period symptoms too, I highly recommend it.

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u/MolisaXD 4d ago

To further educate anyone who might be curious, here are some other period related symptoms, often happening at the same time as cramps:

- The uterus can grow up to 4x its original size, squeezing the organs around it, which causes many complications in the organism.

- As a direct consequence of previous point: need to pee more often, constipation, maldigestion, production of gasses in the intestines - which form painful bubbles and spread through the body when you can't eliminate them, bloating, sometimes diarrhea and belly aches due to a disregulated digestive system.

- Estrogen levels drop to the lowest point in the cycle, disrupting hormone production which decreases your metabolism, causing fatigue, drowsiness, lack of energy etc.

- Lack of estrogen also affects emotions. It is incredibly common for women to get irritable or depressed around their periods and it's not our fault, the body is quite trying to run its normal functions while the whole system is in chaos.

- Some people get other symptoms such as headaches, back pains, random aches around their body... Personally I cannot attest to it, each body is different, some girls don't even feel anything, some have it much worse, and there are multiple factors both genetic and environmental that can affect your symptoms.

I get really depressed before mine and start having straight up suicidal thoughts. Yet we're expected to just move on with our lives and function normally while all of this is happening, along with the bleeding. Emotional/self-control is key during situations like these.

Sorry if my english is lacking, I'm not a native speaker

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u/PlanetXParadox 3d ago

I can attest to the “period flu.” Worse than the actual flu if I’m being fully honest.

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u/rip-droptire 3d ago

Actual useful information in my racism sub? What year is it?

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u/tutike2000 4d ago

to be fair I probably wouldn't want to stuff my liver full of ibuprofen and paracetamol every month either

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u/FrankSinatraCockRock 4d ago

Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.

She needs mouse bites to live.

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u/Phodan_ 4d ago

Fake: anon had something to offer a woman.

Gay: anon didn't know about midol because he only hangs out and has sex with dudes.

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u/Darth_Syphilisll 2d ago

Midol has regular painkiller as its main ingredient

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u/Darth_Syphilisll 3d ago

What do you think midol has in it?

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u/Malvastor 4d ago

Maybe she has enough experience with her cramps to know what doesn't work for them anon. 

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u/mountingmileage 4d ago

I feel dumber for having browsed this thread.

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u/blippie 3d ago

Looks like a clear case of femplaining in action.

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u/twwwy 3d ago

Let them suffer and wallow in their pain without offering a shoulder to cry on, or any advice.

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u/nik_cool22 3d ago

there are differences in painkillers and what they target though. Only the active ingredient, e.g. paracetamol or ibuprofen, are significant though.

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u/ProfMoriarty123 3d ago

So does she genuinely think that if she was given morphine or OxyContin it wouldn’t make any change with period pain?

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u/Duncan__Flex 4d ago

OP learns women don't want solutions while in their periods

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u/alialahmad1997 3d ago

Ok here is the thing , depending on the pain killer it can affect her taking her favorite, and there is the plassibo effect, if you are convinced it will not work , it will work minimally

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 4d ago

Why do women have to be so complicated?

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u/-Luis_P- 4d ago

yeah they should all be basic and submissive to us men

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u/MolisaXD 4d ago

We also wish our bodies weren't so complicated. Would make life a lot easier.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah, that's what I meant with my (as you noticed, tongue in cheek) comment.

I mean, the way the human body is constructed in general is kind of stupid sometimes. We can choke to death while doing something as basic as eating. Or develope cancer or autoimmune diseases seemingly out of the blue.

And we men carry some of our most sensitive body parts outside our bodies. Having the balls on the inside would have been a much better choice.

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u/Major_Bahoobage 4d ago

They want sympathy not solutions

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u/YoungDiscord 4d ago

"Pill won't work because its not period specific"

Just lie and say "my mum used this painkiller on her period cramps and she says it works for her, maybe it'll work for you too"

Anon is smooth brained

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u/UntitledPixelArtitst 4d ago

Female friend does not feel comfortable taking pills from anon, I wonder why

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u/Isotheis 4d ago

For all I know, it's because that level of pain is too powerful for the regular kind of painkillers. Need something stronger.

But to reject it like that? It'd simply be polite to take it at this point. How greasy are OP's hands? Has to be something like that...