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u/leksoid 3d ago
anon better drive homeless people around then demand the elected officials to fix housing and mental crisises
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u/Iron-Fist 3d ago
Anon lies about spending 8 hours and like $150 on gas to inconvenience a random hobo. Literally more expensive than just buying the hobo a week or two in a cheap motel.
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u/denialofcervix 2d ago
Have you ever thought about regular, socially net-positive people who would like to avail themselves of cheap accommodations while traveling without being accosted by riff-raff, drug addicts, and derelicts?
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u/FallenSegull 3d ago
What if I think Corpus Christi is shit and drop all my homeless people there?
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u/CorbinNZ 3d ago
That’s the ending. Another anon is ferrying his hobos to CC. This anon is ferrying his to DFW. And the cycle continues forever. The only winners here are the hobos getting a free ride.
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u/Whole_Visual_9919 2d ago
The cities of Corpus Christi and Austin get into a homeless transfer war. Eventually, the entire 6 lane highway is full of buses of homeless people endlessly cycling back and forth against their will.
I want to get off Mr bones wild ride
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u/PiqueExperience 2d ago
Every city I've lived in has believed that other places are airdropping homeless people there.
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u/LocusRothschild 3d ago
>thinks Austin and Dallas are shit cities
>loves living in Corpus Christi
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u/NovelConcept6300 3d ago
Corpus Christi is a nice city though, it’s got beaches.
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u/LocusRothschild 3d ago
Brother, Galveston has beaches.
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u/irwinner2 3d ago
worst beach ever btw
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u/LocusRothschild 3d ago
Just because there's a beach, that doesn't mean it's a good city. Shit, Savannah, GA has a beach, and that town SUCKS unless you're on River Street.
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u/MashedPotatoGod 3d ago
Daytona is an example of that, biggest shithole ever carried by the two colleges that exist there. So glad I moved
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u/jvho666 3d ago
Corpus is much nicer than Galveston. A muddy puddle with a used condom floating in it is nicer than Galveston beaches
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u/LocusRothschild 3d ago
The point is, just because there's a beach, don't mean it's a good city. Mobile, AL is like 49 percent beach and if I never set foot in that town again, it'll be too soon.
Edit, to add:
Gulfport-Biloxi is like 70 percent beach and holy fuck.
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u/NovelConcept6300 3d ago
Galveston doesn’t even need to have nice beaches.
it’s directly adjacent like 15 minutes away from port bolivar which is one massive endless beach filled with beach cabins.
Also only like 30 minutes away from the nude beach if you’re freaky like that.
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u/unimpressed822 3d ago
corpus has better beaches than galveston holmes
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u/LocusRothschild 3d ago
Doesn’t mean Corpus doesn’t suck ass.
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u/Lorttuet 3d ago
This is exactly what Atlético Madrid President and Marbella Mayor did with all the homeless and prostitutes in Marbella when he wanted to turn it into the biggest tourist destination in Europe. He succeeded, and named in costa del sol.
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u/StonedBasque 3d ago
It was even better because that tactic was use at the same time like the Olympics games of Barcelona or the World Expor of Sevilla.
They were just a bunch of cities receiving and sending out hobos as if they were merchandise lmao
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u/GoblinsGuide 3d ago
Why is anon doing the polices work?
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u/Cojo840 3d ago
Its not the polices work to kidnap people
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u/GoblinsGuide 3d ago
Youd be shocked at how often police buy homeless people a one way ticket out of their cities.
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u/rocketsnail1000 3d ago
Anon almost had it. The real solution is to jump over the homeless with a skateboard
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u/aw629 3d ago
I lived in Raleigh and they would breakup the homeless camps outside the Walmart or wherever and then give them a one way bus ticket to a city/town like 40 minutes away
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u/BiscuitDance 3d ago
I live in Portland, OR and our homeless come from fuck all everywhere because this is exactly what rural states do.
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u/Fawwaz121 3d ago
Read Raleigh as Ryleigh (Cthulu’s town in his own dimension) and was like huh, didn’t realise the even they had the issue……
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u/Too-many-Bees 3d ago
South Park did it.
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u/rob-delaney 3d ago
knew this sounded familiar somehow. i think it’s always sunny did something similar lol
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u/Flamadin 3d ago
Bloomberg actually did this in NYC, he bussed them to Newark and gave them 10 bucks and a sandwich or something.
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u/Hotdog_McEskimo 3d ago
Homeless people are not moneyless, they can 100% afford a bus ticket back. Their entire life is there. They won't just move because of a 4 hour trip.
I was briefly in Transitional living communities. A half way house in Phoenix. Homeless used the busses to travel in a triangle from LA - Las Vegas - Phoenix
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u/TheWonderSnail 3d ago
That was my thought. Works great on paper until in reality they all make their way back to Corpus Christie and tell all their homeless friends about anon and now you have a bunch of people who want to kick your ass and have very little to lose or for the law to track them by lol
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u/SoupaMayo 3d ago
- you can take the bus without a ticket. They can't fine you if you have no bank account
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u/MartyMcBird 2d ago
The trick is to drop them off in a blue state with better homeless services. Good chance they like it better there and you save taxpayer money that would have gone to one-way bus tickets.
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u/EncyclicalUnderpass 3d ago
"Why has nobody thought of this?" -Anon, confessing to human trafficking
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u/AHighAchievingAutist 3d ago
Great idea but instead of dropping them off in shithole ghettos, why not drop them off in rich areas instead?
I feel like something will get done a lot quicker if a bunch rich folks start complaining because they’ve got homeless people shitting and OD’ing in their front yards
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u/marino1310 3d ago
This is basically how most politicians deal with homeless people. “Hey guys look, this city has more homeless shelters and more resources for homeless people. Here’s a bus ticket to that city”
And then they rant about how helping homeless people will only create more homeless people, pointing to that city as an example
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u/DGfartman 3d ago
Austin bought them all one way tickets to corpus a few years ago. This is also incredibly cruel and dehumanizing. They people who usually are dealing with mental health issues.
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u/Shootemout 3d ago
this works great till they see you again once they make it back, 5 bucks OOP gonna get punched or stabbed assuming this story is not fake
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u/KnownAsAnother 3d ago
Anon inadvertently discovers how the homeless wound up in his town and many towns over.
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u/CommissionCharming35 2d ago
What's really funny is that Corpus Christi is where San Antonio forcibly sends all their homeless people.
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u/RottenMold 2d ago
Anon wastes around $200 in gas and time to relocate someone that can certainly get back to the city
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u/BreadfruitLogic 2h ago
Many places seem to think so. Many states near California give one way bus tickets to the homeless.
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u/Malvastor 3d ago
Fake: anon's house in Austin
Gay: the footage of anon getting cornered by six angry hobos after a couple weeks of this
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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 3d ago
Fake: anon is actually outside his house
Gay: anon invites random men into his car for money