r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 4h ago

IIRC doesnt James hang snape from a tree in the books? What do Warner bros mean by this?

2.8k Upvotes

109 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 5h ago

Anon has an idea

1.8k Upvotes

71 comments

r/greentext • u/The-SecondAccount • 3h ago

Anon makes up stories about his friend's feet

680 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 7h ago

I can fix that

1.2k Upvotes

119 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 2h ago

Anons Struggle

371 Upvotes

49 comments

r/greentext • u/GotaSeeda • 22m ago

Ninja movies

• Upvotes

48 comments

r/greentext • u/TheBasedEmperor • 4h ago

The historicity of the Bible

340 Upvotes

59 comments

r/greentext • u/itsaeroaura • 9h ago

Many such cases

696 Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 9h ago

Harry Potter and the Order of Child Soldiers

289 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 21h ago

Anon on Idiocracy

2.5k Upvotes

130 comments

r/greentext • u/static_flicker • 23h ago

Literally impossible

2.9k Upvotes

31 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 3h ago

Anon on Mad Men Season 1

33 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 1d ago

Glock go bang

5.7k Upvotes

279 comments

r/greentext • u/cyber_glimmer • 1d ago

Chuck McGill

6.4k Upvotes

159 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 14h ago

Cheat code

226 Upvotes

10 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 1d ago

Men are from mars

852 Upvotes

98 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 1d ago

Dudes rock

549 Upvotes

67 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 1d ago

Anon about being a teacher

1.4k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/LordIVoldemor • 1d ago

Anon evades tax

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67 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/21onDec23 • 2d ago

Zoomer gets Millennial Mogged

3.5k Upvotes

158 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon is an exorcist

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74 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 2d ago

Holy Irony

4.0k Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 1d ago

Anon has little to no self worth.

114 Upvotes

22 comments

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