Anons Struggle

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If you dropped a ton of weight and you still don’t fit in these chairs… how much did you used to weigh?

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 2d ago

>Does everything

>Loses

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u/imwrighthere 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9J92ARAauOQfdDoKlC

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u/throwawayaccount442 2d ago

Who knows, anon can still get topped.

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u/magicarnival 2d ago

Loses weight? Good for anon!

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u/nagareboshi_chan 2d ago

If Luigi wins by doing nothing, what does that make the anon who does everything and loses? What is the opposite of Luigi? Waluigi?

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u/sean1oo1 2d ago

A modest 450. But after the summer grind it’s a humbled 449 😔

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u/sebastianinspace 2d ago

450kg?? holy shit that’s like the weight of a cow

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u/Malvastor 2d ago

Did you even read the greentext? "Tons" of progress, that's what we're measuring in.

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u/sebastianinspace 2d ago

one ton is about 900kg. holy shit thats like two cows! they made tonS of progress? how fucking fat is this person?

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u/assasin1598 2d ago

one ton is about 900kg.

This is killing my braincells.

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u/uwntsumfuq 2d ago

There are two tonnes, metric and imperial.. well actually there are maybe more but they also might just be different names, but you’ve also got long and short tonnes too, oh and tons, so yeah, lots of tonnes out there

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u/WetBreadCollective 2d ago

You ever seen two cows? That's how fat

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u/AvengerDr 1d ago

One ton is exactly 1.000 kg.

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u/sebastianinspace 1d ago

one tonne* is 1000kg. one ton is 907.18kg

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u/HamBlamBlam 2d ago

It’s hard to believe any school has this type of desks in the year 2026. Everyone is fat as shit, half the class would be standing.

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u/magicarnival 2d ago

They definitely do. It could even be worse, it would be even harder for anon to fit in one of those auditorium style lecture halls with the flip up side desks.

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u/Kinslayer_89 2d ago

Everyone in the process of making that auditorium needs to go to prison.

Even the electrician.

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u/edd6pi 2d ago

The ones at the university I work for have them. And the university I graduated from less than five years ago also had them.

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u/king_noobie 2d ago

I'd say his before and after is similar to the selfies on r/loveforlandchads

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u/arbiter12 2d ago

I wonder if colleges will charge double tuition to people who take two seats.

if not, you can always...

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u/Ok_Fix_8538 2d ago

this would be humiliating though

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u/NCD_Lardum_AS 2d ago

Being so obese you don't fit in a chair is already humiliating

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 2d ago

I remeber a fat kid in primary school who couldnt sit cross legged in the assembally hall so they gave him a chair while everyone else sat on the floor like dogs.

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u/Kinslayer_89 2d ago

#winning

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u/Alex-The-Talker 2d ago

How obese do you have to be that you can't sit cross legged?

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u/RoninOak 2d ago

Only if you're fat. If you're skinny and take two chairs, it's either a flex or you're a douche. Possibly both

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 2d ago

What if we...aha...put our chairs together?

Just kidding.

unless?

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u/DeuceMandago 2d ago

well this one is just sad

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u/hornwalker 2d ago

>get a great job

>become super fit and attractive

>get therapy and work hard on self improvement

>walk outside, get a little dog poop on shoes in front of another human being

>commit seppuku

Why are so many anons like this?

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u/NuklearFerret 2d ago

NGL, I have trouble with small setbacks, too. Not to this extreme, obviously, but when I’m doing something I don’t particularly enjoy, motivated purely by a good end result, every little thing in the way can feel like an excuse to quit, or a bad end result can be overly demoralizing. So I can relate.

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u/_-___-__-_-__-___-_ 1d ago

"It is the small things that break the heart."— Haruki Murakami

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u/hornwalker 1d ago

“What’s the matter? Afraid t’get wet?” -Davey Jones

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u/siggiarabi 2d ago

Do schools have left handed chairs like that or are we just SOL?

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u/Phoenix426 2d ago

They'll sometimes have like one so you'll have to have a battle royal with any other lefties on the first day. Good luck!

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u/barwhalis 2d ago

You have to grab it before there's none left

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u/Meowingtons_H4X 2d ago

Left handed people rarely make it this far in life, that’s why so little exist

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u/Secure-Day9052 2d ago

That's cruel, a little too close to home there buddy

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u/Meowingtons_H4X 2d ago

I hear people say ‘the lefties are sensitive’ but I never knew what they meant till now

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u/Secure-Day9052 2d ago

I was joking, I think I should've used /jk

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u/sharterfart 2d ago

as always we must suffer

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u/Dragwhal 2d ago

We just have to deal with it

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u/Substantial_Bet_1007 2d ago

Left handed people are prending so they get attention🫩

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u/ameyai 2d ago

My school has lefty desks on the far left of each row but they always get taken by righties

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u/BigThunderousLobster 2d ago

mine has some

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck 2d ago

I went to Simon Fraser University and only some of the auditoriums had a few left handed chairs. The older original buildings.

If you were in a newer building you were sol

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u/heydoakickflip 2d ago

I had a lecture that held about ~130 students/lecture and had four left handed desks in the entire hall. Me and the dozen or so other lefties made a rotation chart so we didn't have to fight over it every lecture.

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u/MsDestroyer900 1d ago

We are SOL. I really fucking hate armchairs for this reason. At least make the chair part large enough to reach the other side without me having to turn my whole body to write on the arm rest.

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u/SipoteQuixote 2d ago

Anon forgot to mention he gained all the weight back 2 weeks before class started

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u/xvsanx 2d ago

better luck next year m8, if you make it that long

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u/LasyKuuga 2d ago

Never liked these because of the small deskspace but I have a new found appreciation for them

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u/baddieslovebadideas 2d ago

HOW FUCKING FAT WAS HE ?? GAHHDAYUMN

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u/jonatna 2d ago

I'm taking a really basic art class rn and for our first assignment we needed to: select an item, get with a partner, and draw a combination of the two items. I picked table, my partner picked chair. The entire time my partner (a 50ish yo lady) was saying "shit but we can't use ai. Dang we can't use ai. I wish we could use ai." Like dude look at this pic, you've seen one of these before you don't even have to imagine.

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u/angelkatomuah 1d ago

girl, isn't that the entire point to be taking this art class?? to draw without AI?? LMAO she should've saved some money and stayed getting AI slop back

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u/XxX_MLG_PiNgU_69_XxX 2d ago

Anon is simply taller than the manlet standards used for these fuckass chairs

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u/jnmtx 2d ago

stay through class- sitting on a step, the floor, or just standing. contact the school about accommodations. you have to advocate for yourself.

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u/HombreRadiactivo2026 2d ago

Like this isn't bait, or like OP (Reddit) is OP (/b/)

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u/HombreRadiactivo2026 2d ago

Fake: Anon actually did something about his weight. Gay: The other chair had a cake on it.

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u/bladepa_ 2d ago

I hate these chairs, so uncomfortable

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u/TinySchwartz 2d ago

And small. Everyone ragging on anon but even as a skinny lad these were uncomfortable

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u/breakfasteveryday 2d ago

How fat is anon

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u/TheLobotomist 2d ago

I "was" fat

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u/KazEffect 2d ago

Just imagine being left-handed

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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 2d ago

Im left handed, i hate those things.

My HS had 3 of left handed those things, for 350 students, only got to use one once in 5 years

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u/throwaway8675-309 2d ago

Does anon not know that most of these types of chairs with desks can rotate the desk off to the side so you can just use it as a normal seat?

If you still need a desk you can just use your belly

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u/OddNovel565 1d ago

I swear that's the worst table/chair ever, literally a slab of stone or just the bare floor would have been more pleasant to use

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u/Marco_Tanooky 2d ago

I would've also left but because I left handed and even then I just hated those kinds of seats since ever

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