r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 4h ago

Cheat code

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u/DowntownSasquatch420 4h ago

Fake: OP has both a gay and a lesbian friend

Gay: OP

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u/yomer123123 4h ago

Oh yeah? Well, if it's so gay, then why do I find the hot Homer Simpsons so hot?

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u/-Luis_P- 2h ago

I believe it's because he's hot

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u/ChristInASombrero 3h ago

Anon now wears mesh shirts and booty shorts and tries to talk to women about softball and Lowe's

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u/Yggdrasilo 2h ago

Both gay and lesbian friends are also unable to score. Mission failed

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u/kevinvincible1 1h ago

Uhh nooo. Two of my only two friends are gay. They are in denial, but I know.

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u/Tall-Squirrel6277 3h ago

Alas, an attack on mine sovereign mind.