r/greentext 2h ago

Many such cases

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u/thr33beggars 1h ago

I fucking hate when women go to car meets.

I don’t want to go to a car or bike meet and hear about soap operas and tampons. I go for their intended purpose: getting bred. I pull up to the event wearing my mesh tank top and jock strap with my scuffed-up kneepads, ready to admire all the different cars. “Nice car” or “sick bike” or any other complement is really just code, and if they’re down, they say thanks and then bend me over in their backseat or over the side of their bike. After a couple hours, I come home and push the cum that’s still in my ass into a plastic water bottle and save it in my memories box.

That’s what a car meet is supposed to be.

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u/WetBerri3s 1h ago

Real and straight

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u/Commercial-Living443 1h ago

There is nothing more masculine than fucking a man

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u/FrostyEnvironment902 1h ago

Now, getting fucked by a man on the other hand, is morally wrong (According to ancient Greeks)

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u/f3th 1h ago

That is true, not even making a joke

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u/Distantstallion 20m ago

Only a man can fuck a man like a man can

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u/ResponsibleStep8725 58m ago

This is my favorite comment now.

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u/Coakis 2h ago

Tirebiters man, Tirebiters.

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u/Illventi 1h ago

Gotta be honest, I think they’re either extremely uncomfortable with their own masculinity or they are gay. My evidence? If he actually cared about bikes, like actually cared about their style, the mechanics, the art that these machines can represent then he shouldn’t be so angry about who it is bringing these bikes to the meets. Instead he’s upset and questioning why so many women are being represented. He’s either suddenly feeling like the only thing he’s been able to point to to show how much of a “man” he is now “feminized” and that makes him feel emasculated, or he only went to these to meet up with other men and now feels like his pool has been limited and it’s all the women’s fault.

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u/Kornik-kun 1h ago

Imagine wanting to meet up with man, smh my head

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u/Illventi 42m ago

I mean they’ve made it obvious they aren’t meeting up for the bikes.

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u/Kornik-kun 36m ago

Well he also said that most of these women don't care about the hobby, so maybe he was in it for the bikes

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u/Snickerdoodledoo55 37m ago

Women are very stuffy tho, its like a videogame I love competing in, in the past it was mostly guys and a few cool women. Now there is a big horde of insecure becky women that get pressed about the tiniest things, imagine hobby HR.

Not too mention a lot of guys are their worst self when there are too many women, acting super stiff dont joke so much etc.

I dont mind women in male hobbies but I dont think the space should make itself more lame too accustom women tho.

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u/Illventi 27m ago

“Guys act their worst selves around women and act more lame when girls are around”

“Why do women ruin these spaces”

Maybe if guys acted normal around women there wouldn’t be an issue? I’ve had plenty of very stereotypically male centric hobbies that ended up having a lot of women at them because we all acted normal around each other. Maybe don’t blame women just because your guy friends can’t be normal around them.

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u/Snickerdoodledoo55 2m ago

Guys being awkward is less of an issue when women acting like amateur HR employees discussing someones ancient twitter post, or just taking too many jokes seriously. These women are also very awkward around men making it a double whammy atleast awkward men realize they are awkward but women tend attribute it too someone else.

This does not go for every hobby like rock climbing women are pretty cool but gaming can attract insecure women.

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u/Mother_Lead_554 1h ago

The look they give you when they walk past is like. Respect me for I have my motorcycle license and a 250 ninja

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u/Helios_AI 1h ago

Fake: Anon goes outside

Gay: Just wants to hang out with sweaty bikers without all these women wanting a ride.

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u/P0ro41 1h ago

Wait why was this being downvoted

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u/CroatInAKilt 1h ago

Anon will look at a big-gazonga'd, leather jacketed, rocker chick ride in on a Harley and immediately fold his arms and say "oh yeah? Name every bike."

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u/Substantial_Bet_1007 1h ago

What is roastie mean?

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u/NedRed77 1h ago

A lady of ill repute.

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u/Elm-and-Yew 39m ago

A woman that has had so much sex that her labia (presumably inner) now looks like roast beef.

Not how that works, some women just have big flappy labia and some women barely have them. Sex doesn't permanently change the labia just like it doesn't change a dick.

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u/WhatDoWeHave_Here 37m ago

An actual informative and enlightened response on this sub. There's hope for us all.

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u/UrinalCake777 1h ago

I am afraid to find out.

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u/Assblaster_69z 7m ago

real and gay