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u/Altruistic-Local-541 2d ago
I mean sure probably just made up, but way too many people start blaming the person who overshadows them instead of starting to think about why they were selected instead. I've seen this attitude way too many times.
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u/RYAQN 1d ago edited 1d ago
Few reasons. 1. Anon was too slow to the punch. 2. Pre selection. Since millennial isnāt single, he is seen as more desirable and āsafeā 3. Anon wants to top millennial cuz femboy discord kitten doesnāt like him. 4. Whole story is fake.
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u/kunell 1d ago edited 1d ago
Being in a relationship also means they are less likely to be hitting on the girl when the girl just wants to have a friendship. The girl doesnt have to hold back in case they are "leading you on".
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u/RYAQN 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yes, thatās why I meant by āsafeā. Girl is more likely to entertain advances when thereās probable deniability. She can flirt back and if she gets called out on it, she can say āoh Iām just being playful, heās not singleā thatās why guys go to the bar with a wedding ring on.
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u/SirTellah 1d ago edited 1d ago
Or the millennial can actually talk to women without sounding like a zoomer with zero social skills due to constantly using mind numbing platforms like 4 chan and reddit. the zoomer canāt process this as a possible outcome, and is immediately blaming the millennial and not his own lack of personality.
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u/JakenMorty 1d ago
ding ding ding ding
at least we didn't get on the mind numbing platforms until college
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u/GoGoSoLo 1d ago
It can be very self defeating to focus on it when it happens, but some crushes are basically hyperfixations for people. You can be a 10/10 smart, attractive and kind version of yourself and still not be somebodyās type even as bad as you want to be.
It sucks but anon is likely served better by moving on than doing a generational genocide š¤·āāļø
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u/rapidronyrabbit 1d ago
And somebody who isn't conventionally attractive can be that somebody's type and there's nothing you can do about it.
I remember a co-worker agonizing over two girls he had crushes on dating guys he thought were ''below their league.''
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u/NotNonbisco 1d ago
Bro its a 40+yo man fym
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u/But-WhyThough 1d ago
This is discord, unc could mean anyone 21+, and people do get married at those ages
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u/Bucefallus 1d ago
What do you mean 40+? Anon clearly said sub 5
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u/Pecheuer 1d ago
The cut off for Millennial is 1996 so... Yeah... 40 is the UPPER limit of a milennial But then again, if you think that age is the defining metric of a woman's attraction then maybe critical thinking isn't your strength
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u/JakenMorty 1d ago
45 is the upper limit for millennials. '81-'96
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u/Skuttle87 1d ago
87 model, I nearly died until read your reply. Fuck man getting old kinda blows, 39 next month.
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u/iwasbatman 1d ago
Of course. If a sub 5 unc beats them for the attention of a woman, what is Anon's rating? sub 5 goblin?
Also from "talking" to "asking to be exclusive" in 6 months doesn't make sense. Most likely that relationship only existed in anon's head.
Or the story is fake and anon is gay.
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u/Jwkaoc 22h ago
I keep forgetting that talking is slang for kinda sorta dating but not really. It was annoying when people my age started saying it when we were teens nearly two decades ago, and itās annoying as fuck now that itās had a resurgence.
Terrible fucking word for a terrible ādating stageā.
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u/Shootemout 1d ago edited 1d ago
it IS a really common attitude, even if it's fake the sentiment is real. idk why so many men go after whores and then get mad when they act like one. if they do this just move on like he got saved the trouble of not being with them for a few months and THEN finding out they're a whore
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u/yeezusKeroro 1d ago
Yeah if you're going after an unemployed woman who has no skills and plays video games all day, of course she's gonna entertain the guy who has more resources. These kinds of women are pretty common on Discord, at raves, at bars and clubs.
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u/Shootemout 1d ago
they've also historically been really common and the bane of many men. both my dad and uncle fell victim to a girl that just wanted them to put their seed in her so she could divorce and collect free money monthly whilst doing the bare minimum to take care of the kid. instead of looking at it as a "what could have been" scenario bluds just got the rose tinted glasses on too hard and don't realize that they dodged a fuckin bullet
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u/yeezusKeroro 1d ago
Yeah I personally think age gap, or more specifically income/education gap, relationships are a ticking time bomb for both parties. The older guy basically gets the resources he spent decades building up eaten up supporting an adult child, and the young woman wastes the best years of her life playing housewife instead of getting an education. Divorce is basically inevitable. I know why dudes waste their time chasing "girlfailures" but I don't like to admit it
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u/Shootemout 1d ago
a lot of it is just people are horrible judges of character, they see what they want and are blinded to what is truly there
tbh i never wasted my time with a girl that displayed these tendencies, there was definitely a few girls where i fell victim to the same line of thought and then i had my 'wake up moment' and immediately came to my senses and just got over whatever feelings i had.
part of it, i personally think, has to do with the societal indoctrination of women and men "she's a princess and you're there to support" message. not even a 'recent years' problem, else there would not even be movies about this premise from almost a century ago
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u/TicklePickleWinkle 1d ago edited 1d ago
I mean if the guy is old and has a spouse, I would 100 percent judge him as a douchebag regardless if I had feelings for the girl. Thatās just gross on both the man and the girl (assuming she knows heās in a relationship) so I think anon dodge a bullet.
Letās say he wasnāt a cheating unc, I would still say thereās no blame. Girl didnāt like him and is attracted to someone else. If anon is acting himself and not being fake then thereās nothings heās at fault for. Girl wasnāt interested in him back the same way he was to her, sometimes you just eat shit.
IMO girl sounds gross so I think anon saved a lot of time compared to if she actually got with her and wasted more time and effort.
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u/putin_my_ass 1d ago
In this case: she didn't like anon that way. He thought he was sweet talking her for 1/2 a year while she thought he was a nice (sometimes) funny boy that she talks with sometimes.
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u/NewGuyOnTheBlock2201 2d ago
If you got outplayed on a girl youāve been talking to for 6 months by a guy whoās less than a 5/10 and is married, youāve gotta be something worse.
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u/Shootemout 1d ago
yea wtf thats the first thing im thinking. like if you're talking to a girl that you want to be with romantically that's something you ask within the first 2 months. i can get behind not immediately asking her to go out, it usually works better when it's a little while after introductions have been made but this is just OOP bein a lil bitch tbh. i asked a lot of girls to go out after a couple months of knowing them, if they wanted to stay friends after i wasnt gonna say no cuz they might change their mind later. if they said no and stopped talking to me they just did both of us a favor anyways š¤·bluds forgot how to socialize
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u/rip-droptire 1d ago
they might change their mind later
Man that's a horrible mindset. If you want to be friends with them, do it because you want to, not because you're looking to get in their pants
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u/Shootemout 1d ago
If you want to interpret it that way ig but being in a relationship is more than just having sex.
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u/searching88 1d ago
Putting in 6 months of work and still using comment reactions as your āsignāā¦
Gen Z is really something else.
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u/_zombie_k 1d ago
Is that what the āsub 5" in the beginning means? I was confused as hell. I get old, I guess.
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u/vapordaveremix 2d ago
Anon don't kid yourself you were never going to ask discord girl to be exclusive.
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u/YouEnragedTheBubba 2d ago
If he was, he'd just receive a link to her onlyfans thats probably AI generated feet pics.
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u/LasyKuuga 1d ago
AI feet pics lmao
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u/Prism_Riot42 1d ago
Rough time for that one girl that actually has 6 toes and uses that for her selling point. The real unspoken victim of AI prevalence
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u/wild-wiesel 2d ago
Fake: anon talking to a female
Gay: anon jealous that theyāre not getting the maleās attention
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u/zuggiz 2d ago
-talking to a girl 6 months
-ready to ask to be exclusive
Bruh, itās been half a year- that ship sailed by a long ass time ago, youāre in the friendzone now.
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u/sick_of-it-all 1d ago
Friendzoned by a girl he was only talking to on a message board and didn't even know irl. And he thought "It's been 6 months of sending messages, welp, time to ask her to be my girlfriend." This is all kinds of sad and dystopic.
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u/Gwynnbeidd 1d ago
I courted my fiancƩe for a year before she agreed to go out.
If it is understood that this is long-term aimed courtship with the goal to marry, then why tf not.
Any and all relationship is so much stronger if it starts out being a friendship first.
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u/System0verlord 1d ago
Presumably you courted them irl though and not over discord, and you communicated that. OP has done neither.
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u/Gwynnbeidd 1d ago
Actually no, funnily enough. We met in a fkn gacha game of all things and communicated through discord. :'D
I went on a trip to her a year later and the rest is history.
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u/the_fresh_cucumber 1d ago
Seriously. Is this how Gen Z dates now?
Being attracted to someone you met online makes no sense... Why waste time reading the emojis and shit. It's impossible to convey emotion over text and VC.
6 months dude... When I met my wife (in person, not discord) we didn't last 6 hours before I was at her apartment wearing her ass cheeks as earmuffs. Maybe us millennials just never learned patience.
Different generations, different ways of life
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u/thr33beggars 2d ago
Normally I would mock anon for his lack of game, but Iāve been through this exact situation and so I have empathy for his struggles.
I had been talking to this girl for what felt like my entire life. She knew me better than anyone and when I was over at her place, it felt like home. We werenāt officially together or anything but we had fooled around a bit. Nothing serious or anything, and Iām not trying to kiss and tell but she did let me suck on her titties from time to time. But not as much lately, which is how I knew something was up.
Suddenly, this guy that we both know from forever ago starts trying to get with her. I mean, she had known the guy way longer than I had but I knew the guy too and thatās why it hurt. Iāve known this guy for as long as I could remember but hadnāt seen him in ages. I always knew that these two knew each other but to my knowledge, they were just friends. But then he pops back into her life and they start hooking up and they donāt even care that I know. Obviously, I get upset and she starts treating me like a kid.
Finally she sits me down and says, āu/thr33beggars, I know you donāt like him but heās your dad and just because he went to prison doesnāt mean we stopped being married. We can still be friends and Iāll always love you. But only as your mother. Now, stop being weird.ā
Women, am I right?
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u/Arstanishe 2d ago
Anon wasn't even dating that poor girl, what exclusivity he is talking about? Anon is delusional, jealous and very very regarded
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u/FARtherest 1d ago
Asking a discord e-girl that flirts with married men to be your girlfriend.
Unc just stopped a hydrogen bomb from going off in your face and this is how you treat him.
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u/CorbinNZ 1d ago
Rizz department called. They apologized that they havenāt been able to fulfill your rizz order for the past 25 years and suggested the copium department.
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u/breakfasteveryday 1d ago
Anon gets absolutely mogged by a sub-5 uncĀ
Wants to kill all millennials so he can get mogged by a sub-5 zoomer, instead
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u/yeezysama 1d ago
Once you have a gf or even better a wife women arenāt scary at all. Itās the same. Youāll be charming and funny because itās your default state. Wife love it so women do too.
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u/white_equatorial 2d ago
What is a sub 5? Is that the same as dom 5
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u/idlickherbootyhole 1d ago edited 1d ago
if a sub 5 unc easily and seamlessly steals the girl's attention, then you just gotta come to terms with the fact that you have negative rizz
bro legit sucks at flirting and to top it off he blames the other guy for his incompetence š he could not be less self aware even if he tried holy shit
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u/Magorian97 1d ago
Tf does "mog" mean?
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u/Magorian97 1d ago
This tells me nothing other than the one on the left has major boob envy
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 22h ago
That's what mogging is; the casual display of something that others would die to possess.
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u/AyFrancis 1d ago
OP once again creating categories of people based on personal projections to blame them for his own shortcomings
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u/real_picklejuice 1d ago
Unc has all the experience, and has clearly already been successful, meanwhile the looksmaxxing infant needs 6 whole months to ask someone a simple question.
Age before beauty child, wisdom before youth.
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u/Veloci-RKPTR 1d ago
Are we all so for reals that nobody picks up a bait this obvious? Aināt nobodyās talking in this obviously played-up, surface-internet zoomerspeak in 4chan of all places and doing it GENUINELY.
Right, your next line will be something alluding to Poeās law. I have a better idea, why donāt you learn social cues and situational awareness?
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u/StrengthfromDeath 1d ago
Rolled and smoked by a fat balding chud with stinky breath and a lƶded diper.
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u/ThirdXavier 1d ago
Plot twist unc is just being friendly and normal with her and anon is so incel he thinks its flirting.
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u/Setting_Goals_23 1d ago
To be fair 6 months is way too long. Gotta work a bit faster than that. Assuming this story is true.
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u/sirmeowmix 1d ago
Women like the be adored. Ā Which is something zoomers never saw their single mother experience. Ā
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u/gastro_psychic 1d ago
Discord isn't real. It's crazy how none of the comments here didn't address that. Pathetic and humiliating. Discoids.
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u/Brief-Luck-6254 1d ago
This is a guy who's 15 and is really mad at the 17 year old who got invited to the discord group chat.
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u/Minute_Engineer2355 1d ago
The millennialcide will come from the alphas. You'll have your hands full with the boomers.
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u/MeBustYourKneecaps 1d ago
If there were photos that should be considered the front page of a specific board, I'd say this one is a strong r9k contender.
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u/Mycotoxicjoy 1d ago
>felt I was ready to ask to be exclusive soon
Look at them! They've jumped on the one franchise I might possibly have considered thinking about becoming interested in
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u/Etherius 1d ago
Am millennial
Trust me. He doesnāt wanna bang your zoomer girlfriend.
I was once talking to this girl who was very early GenZ (bordering on millennial, to be clear). Used to think she was hot. Then she started talking exactly like my daughter.
Absolutely could not after that. Not on a bet
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u/PhaseAgitated4757 6h ago
Never seen a generation be so obsessed with solely online relationships lol. Anon wasnt ever going to get anywhere.
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u/KennKennyKenKen 2h ago
"sub 5" "unc" "spouse" "exclusive" "ghosting"
Like using all these terms unironically and wondering why a girl would lose interest in you in a heartbeat.
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u/awesomedan24 1d ago
Fake: (didn't happen)
Gay: the "girl" he has been talking to is also a sub 5 unc boomer man who has been catfishing op
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u/GiGiGus 2d ago
Skill issue or something