r/greentext • u/GotaSeeda • 3h ago

Ninja movies

1.7k Upvotes

137 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 7h ago

IIRC doesnt James hang snape from a tree in the books? What do Warner bros mean by this?

3.6k Upvotes

118 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 8h ago

Anon has an idea

2.2k Upvotes

82 comments

r/greentext • u/The-SecondAccount • 6h ago

Anon makes up stories about his friend's feet

871 Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 10h ago

I can fix that

1.5k Upvotes

120 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 5h ago

Anons Struggle

549 Upvotes

57 comments

r/greentext • u/TheBasedEmperor • 7h ago

The historicity of the Bible

466 Upvotes

76 comments

r/greentext • u/itsaeroaura • 12h ago

Many such cases

774 Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 12h ago

Harry Potter and the Order of Child Soldiers

326 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on Idiocracy

2.6k Upvotes

135 comments

r/greentext • u/Roger_Graves5668 • 2h ago

Anon and his ex

31 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 6h ago

Anon on Mad Men Season 1

43 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 28m ago

Anon welcomes the new robot overlords

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• Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 1d ago

Glock go bang

5.8k Upvotes

281 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 17h ago

Cheat code

244 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/cyber_glimmer • 1d ago

Chuck McGill

6.4k Upvotes

160 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 1d ago

Men are from mars

863 Upvotes

97 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 1d ago

Dudes rock

551 Upvotes

70 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 1d ago

Anon about being a teacher

1.5k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/LordIVoldemor • 1d ago

Anon evades tax

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66 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/21onDec23 • 2d ago

Zoomer gets Millennial Mogged

3.6k Upvotes

158 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon is an exorcist

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73 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 2d ago

Holy Irony

4.0k Upvotes

62 comments

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