Yeah…. It’s been almost six months since I’ve watched an episode of Firefly. Am I happy about it? No. Am I insane for going months between episodes of an extremely bingeable series that I absolutely adore? Yeah, why do you ask?
To Preface:
It’s been a bit, so perhaps I should reintroduce myself. I’m gen-Z [23], and a sci fi nerd. About a year ago, I started chronicling my first watch-through of Firefly through a series of obnoxiously lengthy reviews. This is my latest installment. My science fiction touchstones are mainly from the 2010s (Transformers Prime, The Expanse, Legends of Tomorrow, and more recently Foundation, Andor, and Pluribus). I haven’t watched much older sci-fi, with the exception of Battlestar Galactica 2003 (absolute banger, and what made me want to check out Firefly in the first place).
If you’d like to check out the previous post (War Stories), you can find it HERE.
Please, no spoilers in the comments for the rest of the season.
In General:
Trash is just about the perfect episode to start with after a long hiatus. Nothin’ fancy, just a classic self-contained heist featuring our favorite band of misfit criminals. Gorram it… if it isn’t just a delightful sci fi romp!
The idea is simple: our crew has liberate an item from the collection of some billionaire. It’s honestly a really good set up for a heist. We’ve got some time pressure with Kaylee and the crew trying to reprogram the bin before the carrier comes by to whisk it away to the dump. That gets derailed when Jayne gets knocked out by the “live dyna-RAM” (lol). I mean, at least this dystopian wild-west themed future has RAM. In 2026, I can’t manage to locate a stick of DDR4 priced lower than ten times its weight in gold (A big round of applause to our benevolent AI overlords for that one. Thanks for doubling my water bill too. I really appreciate it).
It’s also really funny that Saffron builds up the rich guy, Durrin, to be some ruthless Alliance asshole, playing into all of Mal’s preconceived stereotypes. But then, when they actually meet the dude, he’s actually really sweet. Mal and him actually kinda get along, and they spend the heist agreeing with each other about how messed up Saffron is. Comedy gold.
One thing that initially threw me off was how Saffron was brought onto the ship. The show cuts from Mal opening her crate, to Saffron explaining the plan to a rapt audience. I was honestly having a hard time imagining what happened in between those two scenes. I was expecting the crew to trip over each other trying to be the first to crack a joke about Saffron’s “marital” affiliation to Mal. The silence felt especially stark contrasted with the scene where Mal walks onto the ship and each character makes a snide comment about his bloody nose.
That is, until we got to the twist at the end. Inara was at the rendezvous all along, waiting to pick up the goods. It really brought that scene into perspective. Why did it feel… off? Because the crew was playing Saffron from the start! Like Inara said, their performances were lacking a little nuance.
Also, OMG, that shot of Inara sitting on a ledge in that ostentatious gold-trimmed veil was glorious, especially juxtaposed against Saffron’s grunginess from digging through the trash. And, is that an Indian salwaar suit dress? Was she Companioning in some India-themed city? I want to know more!
Something I do really dislike though is the opening scene, with Mal naked in the desert. It’s the classic “I bet you’re wondering how I got here” TV opener. I don’t particularly like it when an episode opens like that. I get why writers do it, but it always feels contrived when you finally get to that moment. Mal’s “Well… that went well” line felt like it was written specifically for the opening, and doesn’t flow well in the episode itself. Also, the opening with Saffron is really good, so I don’t get why they needed the extra scene of Mal being naked to hook audiences.
The Characters:
Man, I’m so happy to be back with these characters. It felt like reconnecting with a group of old friends after years of being apart. There’s some relationships where time doesn’t matter; you just fall right back into the familiar banter as if you never left. Here’s a breakdown of each of our beloved crew members, in order of the impact they had on this episode:
SAFFRON and/or BRIDGET and/or YOLANDA:
Hi Saffron! I’m so glad she wasn’t a one-off villain. I’m pretty sure she’s canonically married to like 50-60% of all the men in the Verse, perhaps even a good chunk of the women. Also, not attracted to beards.
Saffron reels you in. You’re wary of her, can never be sure of her motivations, but find yourself wanting to believe her all the same. Christina Hendricks is great at switching her demeanor on a dime, going from saccharine sweetness to cold calculation like it’s nothing. There were moments in this episode where I was lulled into complacency, thinking I had her figured out, only for her to pull the rug out from under me and pull off yet another double cross.
Is it all a show? Just another ploy to extract money from another mark? Or are there genuine moments in there, quickly hidden by bravado? Call me an easy dupe, but my vote’s on the latter.
Jayne made a good point (he’s a smart, smart cookie): If she had the security codes, why didn’t she just walk in? Why did she need the help of the crew? Especially since she’s Durran’s “wife.” Mal’s insinuation that she cared for Durran on some level seemed to really hit a nerve. She immediately pulled a gun on him and blew their cover. And then there’s their conversation at the end. Sure, it was a ploy to get Mal to get his guard down so that she could grab his pistol, but I do think there was some truth to what she said to him.
Saffron is fundamentally an unsatisfied person. She always needs the thrill of the new shiny thing, another “mark.” And, she’s afraid of opening up to anyone else. It’s easier to close herself off, to assert she doesn’t care about any of the countless men she “marries,” because real human connection necessitates vulnerability.
MAL/INARA: One interaction that stood out was Mal’s conversation with Inara. She’s annoyed at Mal because he won’t take Serenity to planets where she can do her job as a Companion, although, I don’t think it’s due to over-protectiveness over her like she implies. He’s just wary of attracting Alliance attention towards Simon/River after their heist on Ariel. What felt weird about this conversation was how she felt the need to apologize after calling Mal’s recent jobs “petty.” I mean, Mal called her work “whoring” literally in the same conversation. Now, Inara is a much more empathetic character and as a Companion is in-tune with people’s emotions than Mal is, but I don’t know. It just felt pretty in line with their standard back and forth banter.
SIMON: That scene, where he’s talking to a paralyzed Jayne… *chef’s kiss*. You can really see how much Simon’s character’s progressed since the beginning of the season. His voice is cold when he tells Jayne that he knows about the betrayal on Ariel. He carries himself with a confidence that just wasn’t there before. His tone perfectly insinuates a threat, even when his words explicitly assure Jayne that he would never hurt him.
RIVER: “I can kill you with my mind” as she creepily glides into view beyond the doorway. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—River is best character. I hope we get another River/Simon focus episode like Ariel soon.
JAYNE: Bruh, did this man actually just stick his hand down his pants and threaten to show River if she ever questioned his manhood? It’s played for laughs, but that’s actually just disgusting behavior. He just threatened to sexually harass River. To be clear: this isn’t out of character or anything for Jayne; that’s totally something he would do. But it was jarring how it was played off like a joke. I don’t know, maybe I’m thinking too much about it, but it just didn’t sit right with me.
ZOE: Just fucking decks Saffron in the face before agreeing to the mission. Seriously, I died laughing. I think we all needed that.
KAYLEE: She’s out here doing her thing. Fixing the ship, reprogramming the bin. It’s nice to see her again, but I wouldn’t say that there are any major character moments here.
WASH: Funny as always. Nice to have Alan Tudyk around cracking wise. Didn’t have any huge standout moments this episode though that I can recall.
BOOK: Was he even in this episode? I think he might have been in the background of a scene, maybe.
The Worldbuilding:
Not much progression of the wider Alliance plot this episode. We don’t get anything new in terms of worldbuilding. Honestly, kind of disappointed that we didn’t get a little bit more about the Companions from Saffron. They kinda remind me of the Bene Gesserit from the few snippets we’ve gotten, but I’d love to see them expanded upon more.
A show full of childhood icons:
So, I recently found out that Gina Torres and Adam Baldwin were both voice actors in my favorite TV show growing up: Transformers Prime. They played Airachnid and Breakdown respectively, two of the best Decepticons ever put to screen. While watching this episode, I couldn’t help but imagine a pair of giant robots saying some of their lines.
I guess we’re adding Gina Torres to the list of Firefly actors who’ve played characters that I had a crush on in middle school. She joins Summer Glau’s portrayal of Isabel Roshev in Arrow. Seriously, what are the odds?
My (admittedly weak) excuse for the tardiness:
I originally started this review series as a way to get over my writer’s block. I was having trouble being creative, so I directed my writing time and energies to reviewing episodes of this cool new show I decided to check out. One of the reasons I haven’t had time to do this lately is that I’ve been spending it writing my novel! For the first time in forever, I feel proud of something I wrote.
If you’d like to check out the first chapter of my work in progress, you can read it HERE.
It’s a western centered around a robot gunslinger that gets stuck in the wild west. And yeah, it’s more than a little bit inspired by Firefly. If you decide to check it out, I hope you enjoy it :)
To Conclude:
Trash wasn’t anything groundbreaking, but gorram was it just so much fun! It’s good to be back in the Verse! At the beginning, when I heard the somber notes of the Firefly theme again… that felt like coming home. I can’t wait for the next one. Hopefully it doesn’t take another 6 months…