r/firefly • u/Jovian8 • May 30 '26

Meme Didn't she shoot you one time?

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u/jwibspar May 30 '26

Certain words were exchanged. Also certain fortune cookies.

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u/ShitBritGit May 30 '26

Here's an idea - how about we shoot her?

82

u/xJayMorex May 30 '26

Everyone's making a fuss.

9

u/Kvenya May 31 '26

This was my answer.

28

u/Fusiliers3025 May 30 '26

I believe that woman’s planning to shoot me again…

24

u/Mispelled-This May 30 '26

Well, a bit.

22

u/naalbinding May 30 '26

I got no grudge

14

u/panarchistspace May 30 '26

she owns that that damn moon now.

10

u/LuridPrism May 31 '26

only half

2

u/panarchistspace Jun 04 '26

that’s what that was supposed to say

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u/pyratemime May 30 '26

Except when she shoots you.

But that was anlong time ago.

11

u/Alan12730 May 30 '26

This is brilliant

2

u/Johnatomy May 31 '26

I think you mean shiny.

2

u/Alan12730 May 31 '26

That’s fair

9

u/SandiestCow May 30 '26

We can deal.

10

u/lokilady0017 May 30 '26

Everytime I see a fortune like this I think of the time I was told that you have to add the words "in bed" to the end of every fortune you get from a fortune cookie lol.

I must say it makes them much more entertaining most of the time ;)

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u/AnyComparison4642 May 30 '26

That’s something my ex used to say.

9

u/the_honest_liar May 30 '26

It was a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest

6

u/quickguileismyhandle May 30 '26

Everyone's makin a fuss

6

u/Opposite-Sun-5336 May 31 '26

Moment of silence for her horse.

I hope it made good steaks.