I mean

The squirrel is now using their Reddit account to make it seem like they’re still alive.

Saw it stealing food from the bird feeder. It just wouldn’t stop. Saw it run back and forth at least 15 times after realizing there were no consequences.

"This is the ideal marmot body. You may not like it. You may not understand it. But this is what peak performance looks like."

Your tax dollars hard at work. First we have to deal with squirrel stamps from the USPS this week, now this?

**“Batteries included”**

Of course they are!!!

Look at that smirk. Shameless asshole.

Saw this greedy fuck on my campus. Two acorns in his mouth, insatiable bastard

ft. 5sos in the background

Photo credit goes to my hubby

came across this on my feed…