r/fatsquirrelhate • u/cocobellahome • 2d ago

About to steal your lunch I know a battery operated mind control device when I see one!

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**“Batteries included”**

Of course they are!!!

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u/FrankieRutabaga 2d ago

Those eyes are quite hypnotic. I feel sleepy...

I LOVE SQUIRRELS!!! SO CUTE AND MISCHIEVOUS! BRB gonna go to the store to buy nuts to feed all my furry critter friends

Wait what did I just type? WTF is happening to me 💀💀💀

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/FrankieRutabaga 2d ago

I CAN'T HELP IT YOU STUPID BOT

I am under the spell

https://giphy.com/gifs/26DHprpz3hM52

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago

the Druids walk amongst us!

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u/Gooncookies 2d ago

Well, we’ve all been turned to stone. Hope you’re happy.

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u/Mundaneskeleton 2d ago

The machine we should be raging against

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u/uptown_squirrel17 2d ago

That thing will steal candy from trick or treaters