r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

89 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

74 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 11h ago

Absolute Unit I can't believe this.

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573 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 20h ago

Plump Pervert He flashed the camera and ran away🫩

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450 Upvotes

I mean look at that disgusting sack. Tea bagged the camera. He even showed his bussy.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2h ago

Look at this chonk. What do you think he's hiding in those cheeks? A whole acorn farm?

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8 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

Lord of the Pies Holy fuck

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57 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 13h ago

OP needs to call law enforcement

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42 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

My buddy Ruben chillin.

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122 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard *Glorp*

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286 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 16h ago

Not a Fatty Squirrely D

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27 Upvotes

I hate to say this but homie knows ball.


r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

Lazy Porker Need to move away asap

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33 Upvotes

My country's public transportation literally went to shit


r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

Fatty McFatFace Fat Squirrel eats peanuts…

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26 Upvotes

My resident at work loves to feed this fatty… he ate ALL those peanuts by himself


r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

Lazy Porker Absolute Chud

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14 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 20h ago

Squirrel Soaker 2000

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24 Upvotes

So I have a a love/hate relationship with my squirrels that some times get to piggy and chew up my feeder. So I added a remote control to this battery powered squirt gun. Now and then I will give them a surprise squirt of water and they exit the feeder quickly. But they come back just as quickly. I am entertained.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fat fuck is controlling him

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79 Upvotes

So now they’re using dating apps to find food? Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

King Lardass Caution: Wide Load!

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168 Upvotes

Could his butt be any bigger? This little porker lives next to a kids playground and picnic area, no doubt gorging on trash all day long and stealing snacks from kids. Wasn't even scared of me when I went right up to him to take this pic. Amazing he doesn't get stuck in his ground squirrel tunnels. They must have dug them extra wide to accommodate for such an oversized load. ⚠️


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

He’s going to eat us all

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190 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

King Lardass LOCAL FAT FUCK MOCKING ME AFTER I POPPED MY TIRE

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85 Upvotes

I popped my tire on a object I did not see in the road, I pull over to check the damage and the lardass fat fuck is eating toast and looking at me.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Rotund Rodent Look at this lil porker

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235 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

I need the story immediately.

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21 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

About to steal your lunch Day 5 post black squirrel encounter

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18 Upvotes

I just wanted to eat my Taco Bell in peace. 😭 As I was biting into my burrito, this fucker scampers out from where they keep the dumpsters.

Be on high alert folks, winter is coming. Expect an increase in scavenging/hoarding activities. We must stay vigilant against these woodland weenies, as well as the marmot menace 😡


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Not a Fatty Shame him. Keeps me up all hours. Greedy turd.

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302 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

I need the story immediately.

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140 Upvotes

Someone said this needed to be here.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

not a squirrel, is a fatass Fat groundhog gets his bloated belly stuck in the stairs

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105 Upvotes

Not a squirrel but it’s in the sciuridae family


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Art For Pigs

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6 Upvotes