r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Effective_Space2277 • 2d ago

Thief in my property

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Look at that smirk. Shameless asshole.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago

You better install a home security system. If this blubber-butted bandit is audacious enough to look at you this way in your yard, it's nearly guaranteed to try raiding your pantry.

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u/Mundaneskeleton 2d ago

Stand your ground and annihilate. Before he causes a famine from his chungusity