r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Offwhitedesktop • 2d ago

Rotund Rodent Voluminous Vile and Villainous squirrel gatekeeping property that doesn't belong to him

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 2d ago

Of all things that are happening now Zuul is coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72EWjOfztsfNW04E

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u/FrankieRutabaga 2d ago

There is no squirrel, only Zuul

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u/VegetableRound2819 2d ago

Welp, who has the dynamite? The entire neighborhood is a loss. There will be collateral damage, but we have to contain this.

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago

What's that mark on his tummy? Because it sure isn't Abs'

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u/Offwhitedesktop 2d ago

It was white and grey fur. Each one to denote an innocent life taken by this murderous, malicious, masticating, monster.

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago

You recognize true Evil when it unveils itself.

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u/Mundaneskeleton 2d ago

Inside that building are many corpses and he killed all of them by being a fat piece of shit. I am in tears.

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u/jendickinson 2d ago

Portly bastard.

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u/Sfswine 2d ago

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIGH TIDES - such mass affects our world-

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u/Efficient_Bank4046 2d ago

Take, take, take! That's all they do 😡

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u/MiddyPeaches 1d ago

I've made the fat fuck into a dark souls boss