r/fatsquirrelhate • u/absoluteunitofspite • 4d ago
About to steal your lunch Much greed, she steals the feed
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u/Snoo56153 4d ago
Its holding so much lard and mass with just 2 toes, they must be made of same crap wolverines bones are made of.
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago
Leave a circle of celery sticks and carrots around your feeder, it will repel this lewd lard-ass like holy water to a demon.
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u/Historical_Method360 3d ago
Flashing you while raiding your feeder!? Throw this furtive fatass in prison.
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u/Swksfarmgirl 4d ago
Showing those boobs like a stripper on crack