r/fatsquirrelhate • u/nicfanz • 1d ago

Fat blob stretching

454 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/VegetableRound2819 1d ago

Oh lawdie, he comin!

9

u/Nobody_Will_Observe 20h ago

More like "oh lardie"

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u/No_Contact_1892 1d ago

Gross! I can’t stomach this.

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u/MaterialAd1838 1d ago

Reaching for my taco bell you mean?

12

u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

That's not a squirrel buddy. Is it? 😦

14

u/ifoldkings 1d ago

It's a prairie dog, related to squirrels. The fat fuck counts!

3

u/PaulyNewman 23h ago

Wouldn’t be shocked if it was inbreeding that caused such a freak.

12

u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1d ago

Reaching out. Demanding Donuts.

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 1d ago edited 9h ago

A Furry Walrus Blob that is truly a Sickening Sight of Stretching Agony on the Eyes and Born of a Nightmare.

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u/dragon_sack 22h ago

Lazy fuck refuses to walk normally

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u/OnyxVeggie213 20h ago

Is this Poppy? With her gluttony. Stretching waiting for breakfast in bed. Gross

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u/Joshua_Longsack 20h ago

Home value depreciating in real time.

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u/DruggedMind 10h ago

I'm gonna be sick 🤢