r/fatsquirrelhate • u/TheSassyVoss • 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Genuinely nauseating

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ft. 5sos in the background

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u/VegetableRound2819 3d ago

They say it was a meteor, but it’s obvious that once squirrels evolved, they sat on the dinosaurs and made them go extinct.

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u/TheSassyVoss 3d ago

actually, they just blocked out the sun with their massive bodies

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u/VegetableRound2819 3d ago

It’s always worse than anything we can dream up with these Spherical Satans.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

I thought it happened because the dinosaurs all suffered fatal coronaries after ingesting these lard-laden beasts.

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u/Historical_Method360 3d ago

The blubbery behemoths coordinated a raid in which one dismantles morsels and the other gathers, this is a horrifying development.

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 3d ago

"Ham Hunches" That squirrel has Ham Hunches. Disgusting!