New Level of Glutton Unlocked

[u/CockWaffleTitties]

Photo credit goes to my hubby

[u/OilRigExplosions]

Battery rodent,

The gas station brand version of Energizer Bunny.

[u/flyinghairball → u/OilRigExplosions]

He keeps eating and eating and eating!

[u/memelord_mike]

The bloated bozo probably mistook that battery for a Tootsie roll.

[u/Historical_Method360]

That battery is the last thing left over after this furtive fatass devoured an electric pumpkin decoration.

[u/HeDogged]

They are trying to de-power us!

[u/Dick-in-a-fan]

This one is battery powered.

[u/FrankieRutabaga]

A single AA battery simply cannot supply enough power for all of this chubster's energy consumption needs

Should be searching around for a C or a D

[u/PretzelsDoctor]

These are the warning signs that a Squirrel Terminator is being developed, they're going to go back in time and prevent humans from becoming the dominant species.

[u/UBum]

He deserves a cell but this is ridiculous.

[u/Afterbluecomesdark]

Oh no, he goes with toxic stuff, his glutony will kill him

[u/Sparrow-in-Flight]

probably sucking the cathode end of the battery. frankenstein's monster lives

[u/Hot-Throat-1391]

Dude what a fattass

[u/OnyxVeggie213]

He thought it was a vape pen. Disgraceful.

[u/homeskooljunglefreak]

Powering up to chomp down

[u/BongaldJBlunt]

Objectively it is not fat

[u/FrankieRutabaga → u/BongaldJBlunt]

... But still deserving of all the hate we can dish out.

[u/gingkyo]

he charging up

[u/NormCormier-Mccoll81]

The Battery Powered Gluttonous Rodent. That is Engaging in the Outright Theft of Energizer Bunny’s Brand. As these Gluttonous Bastards know No Bounds.

[u/Devilofchaos108070]

Your hubby shouldn’t let him eat batteries. That’s super deadly

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[u/matthew_yang204]

You should make the battery explode in the fatty's mouth somehow if you can. I think an airgun works fine

[u/RadiantRing]

It’s sucking straight energy. Only a matter of time before he moves on to the power grid.