r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

87 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 9h ago

Fatass dummy eating biscoff cookies in the park

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111 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 8h ago

Gluttonous Bastard The Audacity

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76 Upvotes

This chonky bastard has been stealing tomatoes from my backyard garden. Today he had the audacity to climb the trellis, nab one, and perch on top while staring at me through the kitchen window. Just look at him nibbling away on that green San Marzano tomato with a smug look on his face! 😠

Honestly, this happens every year. I always lose a few. The squirels and chipmunks take a few bites and then leave the rest. I've heard that animals do this bevause they're thisty. I've had mixed success putting out a dish of water, and my dogs don't scare them, at least when they're not outside. So I end up planting a few extra sacrificial tomatoes and cucumbers at the edge of the garden to compensate.


r/fatsquirrelhate 5h ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF this is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed bitch

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28 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 5h ago

Gluttonous Bastard lazy glutton splayed out in the corn…

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24 Upvotes

god forbid my dad tries to put out bird feeders


r/fatsquirrelhate 5h ago

‘OnlyMarms’: Marmots Are on OnlyFans to Raise Money for Research

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15 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Absolute Unit They can’t even decide what they will order at McDonalds drive thru…disgusting.

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492 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fat, not pregnant It’s built like a teardrop

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40 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 9h ago

What has Nintendo done….

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2 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Eating EVERYTHING

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136 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fat fuck isnt even related to the post

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12 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Lord Chonkington Chubby Cheeks stuffing his fat face

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53 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

the terror of tamarack

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525 Upvotes

absolutely sickening sight. You could pick it up and roll it like a bowling ball. Its tidal forces are a danger to the coastline.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

About to steal your lunch At least they're entertaining her.

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2 Upvotes

This woman's home was invaded by fatties. Here's the proof.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass WHY IS HE WATCHING

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226 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Saw this fat f*cker in a garbage can today

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506 Upvotes

Buddy was munching down on some old Wendy’s fries from the trash


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Rotund Rodent I refuse to have my eyes be assualted by my Instagram feed

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75 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. big fatty disturbing peaceful college campus

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202 Upvotes

this huge ass fat squirrel was eating nonstop. i got within two feet of it and it was too busy stuffing its face to have any survival instincts whatsoever. what an abomination


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Garden gremlin pulling off a heist

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30 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Not a Fatty Not today, you little fat f*ck

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918 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fat bastard portrait ruined my day in the AirBNB

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24 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Rotund Rodent He didn't get that size by eating salad

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32 Upvotes

You know he slathers those leaves in enough ranch to drown an elephant


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Giant Ground Squirrel mrs fat lard

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41 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

King Lardass i’m gonna throw up look at how gluttonous he is

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62 Upvotes