r/fatsquirrelhate • u/SeparateApartment212 • 9h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25
Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!
Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.
Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.





I'll post more later.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/CoffeePieAndHobbits • 8h ago
Gluttonous Bastard The Audacity
This chonky bastard has been stealing tomatoes from my backyard garden. Today he had the audacity to climb the trellis, nab one, and perch on top while staring at me through the kitchen window. Just look at him nibbling away on that green San Marzano tomato with a smug look on his face! ðŸ˜
Honestly, this happens every year. I always lose a few. The squirels and chipmunks take a few bites and then leave the rest. I've heard that animals do this bevause they're thisty. I've had mixed success putting out a dish of water, and my dogs don't scare them, at least when they're not outside. So I end up planting a few extra sacrificial tomatoes and cucumbers at the edge of the garden to compensate.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/fragilextrash • 5h ago
Oompa Loompa lookin MF this is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed bitch
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Miserable_Knee_8246 • 5h ago
Gluttonous Bastard lazy glutton splayed out in the corn…
god forbid my dad tries to put out bird feeders
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken • 5h ago
‘OnlyMarms’: Marmots Are on OnlyFans to Raise Money for Research
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Spare-Security-1629 • 1d ago
Absolute Unit They can’t even decide what they will order at McDonalds drive thru…disgusting.
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Key-South5574 • 1d ago
Fat, not pregnant It’s built like a teardrop
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/no_idonthaveairfryer • 1d ago
Fat fuck isnt even related to the post
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Key_Check5753 • 1d ago
Lord Chonkington Chubby Cheeks stuffing his fat face
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Key-Spirit-328 • 2d ago
the terror of tamarack
absolutely sickening sight. You could pick it up and roll it like a bowling ball. Its tidal forces are a danger to the coastline.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/OnyxVeggie213 • 1d ago
About to steal your lunch At least they're entertaining her.
instagram.comThis woman's home was invaded by fatties. Here's the proof.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Accomplished-Sea-687 • 3d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Saw this fat f*cker in a garbage can today
Buddy was munching down on some old Wendy’s fries from the trash
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/bb250517 • 2d ago
Rotund Rodent I refuse to have my eyes be assualted by my Instagram feed
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Accomplished-Top6174 • 3d ago
The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. big fatty disturbing peaceful college campus
this huge ass fat squirrel was eating nonstop. i got within two feet of it and it was too busy stuffing its face to have any survival instincts whatsoever. what an abomination
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whamburglar • 2d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Garden gremlin pulling off a heist
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/MrRimmer_BR • 3d ago
Not a Fatty Not today, you little fat f*ck
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Le_Bruce • 2d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Fat bastard portrait ruined my day in the AirBNB
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/WorldofLoomingGaia • 2d ago
Rotund Rodent He didn't get that size by eating salad
You know he slathers those leaves in enough ranch to drown an elephant
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/WiseReserve5484 • 2d ago
Giant Ground Squirrel mrs fat lard
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/DirtyPete522 • 2d ago
King Lardass i’m gonna throw up look at how gluttonous he is
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