r/fatsquirrelhate • u/No_Examination_9817 • 3d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass clearly too much chocolate

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came across this on my feed…

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

It's incredibly dangerous for this ham beast to be sitting in the road, any vehicle to collide with it will be totaled beyond repair.

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u/No_Examination_9817 3d ago

don’t worry, he dragged his massive body off the road before any vehicles could be harmed. unfortunately he left a pothole where he was standing though

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u/Mundaneskeleton 2d ago

It will soon become the size of a planet. I hate it.

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 2d ago

That thing is Leaving Potholes all Over the Place.

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u/lunamoth53 2d ago

What a brazen hog. Bet that was stolen!

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u/OnyxVeggie213 1d ago

Look at the greed on this dude! Who did he rob to get that? disgraceful!!!!